My mother's middle name is Delores. Well, half her middle name. The other half is Delrio. I don't think anyone's said it out loud in decades.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Sep 09, 2005 7:50:22 am PDT #1868 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ChiKat - Sep 09, 2005 7:50:51 am PDT #1869 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{{{{-t}}}}} My thoughts are with you and your family.
Not too long ago, I noticed all the women in my family (grandmothers, mom, sisters, nieces) all have names that end it "-ee" sounds. It's a tad creepy.
§ ita § - Sep 09, 2005 7:51:09 am PDT #1870 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Plus the standard porn reference is to the clit.
I thought it was the pearly centre? Or, alternately, her little nubbin of fun?
It's been a while since I read porn, I admit. At least the stuff with chicks in it.
amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:51:51 am PDT #1871 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dr. Dissector Delores Delrio who-knew-there-was-a-lastname?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 7:52:16 am PDT #1872 of 10001
What is even happening?
Teppy, I think you say it correctly, and I think that, because when I first the word clitoris, I assumed it sounded more like Delores, and was surprised to hear it pronounced more like CLIT-er-iss.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 7:53:43 am PDT #1873 of 10001
What is even happening?
erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 7:54:05 am PDT #1874 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Cindy is also me...how did I end up spread across the nation this way
amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:54:30 am PDT #1875 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Typical
snerk
erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 7:55:03 am PDT #1876 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
bwah.
§ ita § - Sep 09, 2005 7:57:13 am PDT #1877 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dr. Dissector Delores Delrio who-knew-there-was-a-lastname?
That's the one. Who married Herschel Galileo I'm-dumping-both-those-names-for-my-mother's-surname who-knew-there-was-a-lastname.
In fact, when my mother told me my father's middle name, she also made me promise to not tell him where I found out. I knew about the Herschel, although he doesn't use it -- just shortens it to H. The idea of one of my grandmothers being a big silent movie fan and the other an astronomy fan tickles me to no end. I mean, they were both poor and living in the sticks in the third world at the time.