Sometimes the pron just writes its self.Well, yeah. If he'd just get inbetween wives again. They've got this graphic...
You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Sep 07, 2005 6:34:54 pm PDT #1458 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Glamcookie - Sep 07, 2005 6:35:45 pm PDT #1459 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Another cute Emma Peel boot [link]
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2005 6:38:20 pm PDT #1460 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
So, basically, if I dress Paul Tracy in sassy boots and pass out Mexican food I'll satisfy both you Bitches?
Glamcookie - Sep 07, 2005 6:39:39 pm PDT #1461 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
OK, for real now, here are the ones I'm currently considering:
What do y'all think?
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2005 6:40:58 pm PDT #1462 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
There is a reason I am Dave Letterman's bitch.
He's ripping on the pres/fema and the music is n'awlins style (complete with evactuated musicians).
Cass - Sep 07, 2005 6:41:23 pm PDT #1463 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
So, basically, if I dress Paul Tracy in sassy boots and pass out Mexican food I'll satisfy both you Bitches?You've noticed that GC is kinda into the girls? And PT is not? (not a girl, by all accounts he is way into the girls) Thus HE IS MINE!
Gloom can have the boots.
I'm giving like that.
Cass - Sep 07, 2005 6:44:12 pm PDT #1464 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I like the Milziade, Gloomcookie.
Glamcookie - Sep 07, 2005 6:46:44 pm PDT #1465 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I think I do as well, Cass. I usually get a chunky heel boot for everyday winter wear but those are nice and sleek and a little funky, too.
Zenkitty - Sep 07, 2005 7:03:55 pm PDT #1466 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Gwyneth Paltrow (on Letterman) looks better than I've seen her in a while.
billytea - Sep 07, 2005 7:14:29 pm PDT #1467 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My nominee for one of the worst songs? Charlene with I've Never Been to Me
Ooh, good choice. and yes, I loaded that one into my fauxPod too. I am at home to the bad saccharine moralising.
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
What do you suppose this means? A men's loo in a train station? Prince Charles' homemade porn collection? Count Arcturo's secret plans for world domination?
And I'm such a grammar nerd that I can't even understand how "flaunt" and "flout" can be confused for each other. I'm becoming as obsolete as hot metal type.
For me it's using 'tenants' instead of 'tenets'. I mean, huh? Were you people raised by jackals? (And if so, can I be your friend?)