OK, for real now, here are the ones I'm currently considering:
What do y'all think?
Spike ,'Potential'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
OK, for real now, here are the ones I'm currently considering:
What do y'all think?
There is a reason I am Dave Letterman's bitch.
He's ripping on the pres/fema and the music is n'awlins style (complete with evactuated musicians).
So, basically, if I dress Paul Tracy in sassy boots and pass out Mexican food I'll satisfy both you Bitches?You've noticed that GC is kinda into the girls? And PT is not? (not a girl, by all accounts he is way into the girls) Thus HE IS MINE!
Gloom can have the boots.
I'm giving like that.
I like the Milziade, Gloomcookie.
I think I do as well, Cass. I usually get a chunky heel boot for everyday winter wear but those are nice and sleek and a little funky, too.
Gwyneth Paltrow (on Letterman) looks better than I've seen her in a while.
My nominee for one of the worst songs? Charlene with I've Never Been to Me
Ooh, good choice. and yes, I loaded that one into my fauxPod too. I am at home to the bad saccharine moralising.
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
What do you suppose this means? A men's loo in a train station? Prince Charles' homemade porn collection? Count Arcturo's secret plans for world domination?
And I'm such a grammar nerd that I can't even understand how "flaunt" and "flout" can be confused for each other. I'm becoming as obsolete as hot metal type.
For me it's using 'tenants' instead of 'tenets'. I mean, huh? Were you people raised by jackals? (And if so, can I be your friend?)
Oh, guess what I just had for lunch? Lamb Quiznos!!
t boogies on the inside
Dammit, where's my fauxPod's boogie music? Ah, here we go. The Undertones' "Teenage Kicks" will suffice.
They killed a proud gay muppet?
Can't be. 100% of wearers reported that it "provides no arch support". I'm pretty sure all a gay muppet's support would be arch.
I'm pretty sure all a gay muppet's support would be arch.snerk
I have taken a hot bath and it was good. Sweep now. Hot water makes back muscles less cranky.