There is a reason I am Dave Letterman's bitch.
He's ripping on the pres/fema and the music is n'awlins style (complete with evactuated musicians).
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Sep 07, 2005 6:40:58 pm PDT #1462 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass - Sep 07, 2005 6:41:23 pm PDT #1463 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
So, basically, if I dress Paul Tracy in sassy boots and pass out Mexican food I'll satisfy both you Bitches?You've noticed that GC is kinda into the girls? And PT is not? (not a girl, by all accounts he is way into the girls) Thus HE IS MINE!
Gloom can have the boots.
I'm giving like that.
Cass - Sep 07, 2005 6:44:12 pm PDT #1464 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I like the Milziade, Gloomcookie.
Glamcookie - Sep 07, 2005 6:46:44 pm PDT #1465 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I think I do as well, Cass. I usually get a chunky heel boot for everyday winter wear but those are nice and sleek and a little funky, too.
Zenkitty - Sep 07, 2005 7:03:55 pm PDT #1466 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Gwyneth Paltrow (on Letterman) looks better than I've seen her in a while.
billytea - Sep 07, 2005 7:14:29 pm PDT #1467 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My nominee for one of the worst songs? Charlene with I've Never Been to Me
Ooh, good choice. and yes, I loaded that one into my fauxPod too. I am at home to the bad saccharine moralising.
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
What do you suppose this means? A men's loo in a train station? Prince Charles' homemade porn collection? Count Arcturo's secret plans for world domination?
And I'm such a grammar nerd that I can't even understand how "flaunt" and "flout" can be confused for each other. I'm becoming as obsolete as hot metal type.
For me it's using 'tenants' instead of 'tenets'. I mean, huh? Were you people raised by jackals? (And if so, can I be your friend?)
billytea - Sep 07, 2005 7:17:16 pm PDT #1468 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, guess what I just had for lunch? Lamb Quiznos!!
t boogies on the inside
Dammit, where's my fauxPod's boogie music? Ah, here we go. The Undertones' "Teenage Kicks" will suffice.
billytea - Sep 07, 2005 7:26:15 pm PDT #1469 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
They killed a proud gay muppet?
Can't be. 100% of wearers reported that it "provides no arch support". I'm pretty sure all a gay muppet's support would be arch.
Cass - Sep 07, 2005 8:05:51 pm PDT #1470 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm pretty sure all a gay muppet's support would be arch.snerk
I have taken a hot bath and it was good. Sweep now. Hot water makes back muscles less cranky.
billytea - Sep 07, 2005 8:08:28 pm PDT #1471 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
So, basically, if I dress Paul Tracy in sassy boots and pass out Mexican food I'll satisfy both you Bitches?
First I read this, I thought you'd said "pass out in Mexican food".
Yeah, no one else is around, and I'm pretty much just amusing myself at this point. Hey, why don't the Chinese ever use this finger? Because it's mine! t puts finger back in drawer My preciousss...
Ahem. Oh, I know, Wally report! Whitefonted for the squeeeemish. You know who you are, and given the volumes you reach, I reckon your neighbours do too.
AS is staying over for the first time tomorrow night. I've stayed at her place before, but I have a Queen-sized bed. I shall be helping her with her studies, then I shall introduce her to Coupling, and then yez all is not invited round. Pbbbbbt.
The bigger news, however, is that this week she told me she loves me. So, yeah. It's going pretty well.