I love "Billy, Don't Be a Hero." See Frank's comments on some bad songs being interesting. I also love, "The Night Chicago Died."
I don't recognize the other one though, Ginger, so I can't speak to it.
Sunday night, I heard Ariel by Dean Friedman, and it might be worse that WBTC, though.
There was this dumb tree Honey planted, and then it snowed. "She ran out to brush the snow away, slipped and almost hurt herself, and I laughed till I cried. ...And Honey, I miss you..."
Yhaaaarghhh.
I must now kill Cindy. It's tragic, but it has to happen.
Please feel free. I fought off an allergy induced sneeze attack and anxiety attacks at Kindergarten orientation, only to be clobbered by a nauseating headache.
In my defense re the Barney lyrics though, dw invoked it by posting in absolute terms. I'm a Buffista, Jess. Any time one of us says,
X is the [best/worst] thing ever,
another of us has to issue a rebuttal, or the earth will cease to spin. You know this.
Jessica, I had a dream with you in it last night! There was... cooking or eating involved. Also in this dream, I was dating Ruben, American Idol winner. It was a weird dream, but benign.
"Tell Laura I looooooove herrrrrr"
I survived my first bio class!
I'm either gonna flunk this course or thrive. Let's pretend I'm gonna thrive and see how it goes, k?
In my defense re the Barney lyrics though, dw invoked it by posting in absolute terms. I'm a Buffista, Jess.
But you didn't have to post them. You could have linked! Or obliquely referenced!
So many options, and yet you chose the cruelest path.
And we don't want to go anywhere near country music while searching for worst.
You know, some people swear by smoking as a way to not gain weight.
Wooooooord. Of course, it sort of only works in retrospect. You don't know that it was the smoking keeping you from gaining weight until you've already stopped.
Can I nominate "Proud to be an American"? Just to pick a single point, the line "At least I know I'm free" is as grammatically irritating (not wrong, just unclear and irritating) as "But in this ever-changing world in which we live in" to me.
ETA: It turns out she's not saying, "Say a little prayer for I," but rather "Say a little prayer forthright." Okay, it doesn't really make sense, but thank God!
ETA2: No! It really is "for I". DAMMIT!