Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Sep 07, 2005 8:17:57 am PDT #1163 of 10001
brillig

t resisting urge to change tagline to lines from That Song


amych - Sep 07, 2005 8:19:00 am PDT #1164 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

mahna mahna


Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 8:19:15 am PDT #1165 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't know from Sisters of Mercy, but as overwrought as "I'd Do Anything for Love" is, and although it's likely in my top 10 or top 25 worst rock songs ever (would that be bottom?--whatever, you know what I mean), I think you're overlooking We Built this City on Rock and Roll,

No, I'm not.

IDAFL(BIWDT) is the worst rock song ever. WBTC is the worst SONG IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE. Since humans first started evolving this thing called "culture," it is the worst. song. ever.

Annabel's pretty young, yet. Maybe you haven't watched enough toddler TV.

Barney is a friend of ours from our imagination
When he's tall he's what we call a 'dinosaur sensation'.
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him.
Barney can be your friend, too
If you'll just make-believe him.

This is a song, la la la la
Elmo's song.
La la la la, la la la la
Elmo's song.
La la la -- la la la la
La la la -- la la la la

I'll go easy on ya, and not post the lyrics to "It's Christmas, Again" from the movie, Elmo Saves Christmas.


Ginger - Sep 07, 2005 8:19:27 am PDT #1166 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yes, WBTC is a dreadful song, but anyone who thinks it's the worst song ever hasn't stopped to ponder "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro or "Billy, Don't Be a Hero."


Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 8:21:10 am PDT #1167 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Yes, WBTC is a dreadful song, but anyone who thinks it's the worst song ever

I think the collected works of one Ms. Celine Dion trump Starship's sellout.


Jessica - Sep 07, 2005 8:21:52 am PDT #1168 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OH MY FREAKING GOD

I finally get a chance to log in and catch up, and THERE ARE BARNEY LYRICS IN THE THREAD.

I must now kill Cindy. It's tragic, but it has to happen.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 8:22:03 am PDT #1169 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When discussing the worst songs ever, how can you ignore the ouvre of The Jingle Cats?


Beverly - Sep 07, 2005 8:23:33 am PDT #1170 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

"Oh Honey, I miss you, And I'm being good. And I'd love to be with you, if only I could."

Days, it takes me days to catch up so I can post here. And what do I read last? Earworm. Baaaaad. Thanks, Ginger.


Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 8:24:09 am PDT #1171 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

When discussing the worst songs ever

And are we including holiday songs? Because, if so, then the award of worst song of all time (holiday and non-holiday, inclusive) goes to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Even the dogs barking Jingle Bells is better than that. Hell, even that song from Titanic is better than that.


erikaj - Sep 07, 2005 8:24:22 am PDT #1172 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Macarthur Park, even if covered by Donna Summer, whom I think is cool...it's just weird. Last kiss and all those necro love songs. "Cherish" Tep shares my Dion hate-on. "Grandma..." is funny if your grandma's a beast.