In my defense re the Barney lyrics though, dw invoked it by posting in absolute terms. I'm a Buffista, Jess.
But you didn't have to post them. You could have linked! Or obliquely referenced!
So many options, and yet you chose the cruelest path.
I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
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Jessica - Sep 07, 2005 8:32:14 am PDT #1179 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Connie Neil - Sep 07, 2005 8:32:45 am PDT #1180 of 10001
brillig
And we don't want to go anywhere near country music while searching for worst.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 8:33:00 am PDT #1181 of 10001
What is even happening?
::chagrin-y::
Emily - Sep 07, 2005 8:33:58 am PDT #1182 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
You know, some people swear by smoking as a way to not gain weight.
Wooooooord. Of course, it sort of only works in retrospect. You don't know that it was the smoking keeping you from gaining weight until you've already stopped.
Can I nominate "Proud to be an American"? Just to pick a single point, the line "At least I know I'm free" is as grammatically irritating (not wrong, just unclear and irritating) as "But in this ever-changing world in which we live in" to me.
ETA: It turns out she's not saying, "Say a little prayer for I," but rather "Say a little prayer forthright." Okay, it doesn't really make sense, but thank God!
ETA2: No! It really is "for I". DAMMIT!
Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 8:34:09 am PDT #1183 of 10001
What is even happening?
And we don't want to go anywhere near country music while searching for worst.
The worst of country can be fun though, where some songs are just bad and boring. I did refrain from posting anything by Billy Ray Cyrus. I think someone should order a nice funeral arrangement for me, based on that, alone.
amych - Sep 07, 2005 8:35:19 am PDT #1184 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
So what we're saying here is that Emily doesn't get a nice funeral arrangement?
Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 8:35:19 am PDT #1185 of 10001
What is even happening?
"Say a little prayer for I"Huh? What song?
Nora Deirdre - Sep 07, 2005 8:35:47 am PDT #1186 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
whee, I am going to Columbus to visit with my niece and nephew! I get to babysit them on the Saturday night I'm there because my sister and BIL are going to a wedding! Wheeeee!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 07, 2005 8:36:11 am PDT #1187 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yes, WBTC is a dreadful song, but anyone who thinks it's the worst song ever hasn't stopped to ponder "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro or "Billy, Don't Be a Hero."
Or "Having my baby."
And are we including holiday songs? Because, if so, then the award of worst song of all time (holiday and non-holiday, inclusive) goes to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Even the dogs barking Jingle Bells is better than that. Hell, even that song from Titanic is better than that.
Oh come now. You may not believe in Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
I mean, if we're going to hit Dr. Demento stuff "My name is Larry" is so much worse.
Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 8:37:19 am PDT #1188 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Can I nominated "Proud to be an American"?
Oooh -- how about the ::shudder:: John Ashcroft song??