Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 8:21:10 am PDT #1167 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Yes, WBTC is a dreadful song, but anyone who thinks it's the worst song ever

I think the collected works of one Ms. Celine Dion trump Starship's sellout.


Jessica - Sep 07, 2005 8:21:52 am PDT #1168 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OH MY FREAKING GOD

I finally get a chance to log in and catch up, and THERE ARE BARNEY LYRICS IN THE THREAD.

I must now kill Cindy. It's tragic, but it has to happen.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2005 8:22:03 am PDT #1169 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When discussing the worst songs ever, how can you ignore the ouvre of The Jingle Cats?


Beverly - Sep 07, 2005 8:23:33 am PDT #1170 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

"Oh Honey, I miss you, And I'm being good. And I'd love to be with you, if only I could."

Days, it takes me days to catch up so I can post here. And what do I read last? Earworm. Baaaaad. Thanks, Ginger.


Steph L. - Sep 07, 2005 8:24:09 am PDT #1171 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

When discussing the worst songs ever

And are we including holiday songs? Because, if so, then the award of worst song of all time (holiday and non-holiday, inclusive) goes to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Even the dogs barking Jingle Bells is better than that. Hell, even that song from Titanic is better than that.


erikaj - Sep 07, 2005 8:24:22 am PDT #1172 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Macarthur Park, even if covered by Donna Summer, whom I think is cool...it's just weird. Last kiss and all those necro love songs. "Cherish" Tep shares my Dion hate-on. "Grandma..." is funny if your grandma's a beast.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 8:24:56 am PDT #1173 of 10001
What is even happening?

I love "Billy, Don't Be a Hero." See Frank's comments on some bad songs being interesting. I also love, "The Night Chicago Died."

I don't recognize the other one though, Ginger, so I can't speak to it.

Sunday night, I heard Ariel by Dean Friedman, and it might be worse that WBTC, though.


Beverly - Sep 07, 2005 8:26:35 am PDT #1174 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

There was this dumb tree Honey planted, and then it snowed. "She ran out to brush the snow away, slipped and almost hurt herself, and I laughed till I cried. ...And Honey, I miss you..."

Yhaaaarghhh.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2005 8:28:07 am PDT #1175 of 10001
What is even happening?

I must now kill Cindy. It's tragic, but it has to happen.

Please feel free. I fought off an allergy induced sneeze attack and anxiety attacks at Kindergarten orientation, only to be clobbered by a nauseating headache.

In my defense re the Barney lyrics though, dw invoked it by posting in absolute terms. I'm a Buffista, Jess. Any time one of us says, X is the [best/worst] thing ever, another of us has to issue a rebuttal, or the earth will cease to spin. You know this.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 07, 2005 8:30:01 am PDT #1176 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Jessica, I had a dream with you in it last night! There was... cooking or eating involved. Also in this dream, I was dating Ruben, American Idol winner. It was a weird dream, but benign.