Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!

Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 9:11:55 am PST #5301 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

More New Orleans like I like it by Pareles.

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DAY 3 | 02.18 6:30 P.M. At the Maritime Ball

Down a dark alley, behind a grocery store on a weedy main street in the Ninth Ward, a tiki torch was burning to announce a show at the Spellcaster Lodge, the home and performance space of the keyboardist and songwriter Quintron and his wife and bandmate, Miss Pussycat.

It was the annual Maritime Ball, an event they have held during Mardi Gras weekend since the 1990's--part house party, part proudly eclectic hipster showcase, and one of the few places anywhere to hear rap, punk, chamber-rock and Quintron's own keyboard-driven music on the same bill. In New Orleans, of course, people danced to all of them.

Quintron moved to New Orleans in the mid-1990's as part of an influx of artists into Bywater, a low-rent district on the higher ground in the Ninth Ward. The Spellcaster Lodge was slightly damaged but not destroyed by Hurricane Katrina. Now it has been spiffed up as a lounge/club with two small stages and a disc-jockey booth.

Shiny plastic, something like a shag carpet, that is used for Mardi Gras floats covers the walls in ripples; the ceiling has glitter in it. Set into the walls are life preservers and little aquarium-like dioramas, like one that has a rock band made out of pine cones. Hundreds of people, many in costumes, soon arrived to pack the place. Keeping the maritime theme, Quintron wore a sailor suit; Miss Pussycat had an aqua dress appliqued with octopi.

Quintron's Hammond organ, probably the only one in the world mounted behind an automobile grille with a Louisiana vanity license plate spelling QUINTRON, was on a stage along with his Drum Buddy, a custom gizmo that sounds like a drum machine crossed with a theremin. But that performance would start later, around 3 a.m.

First came the Herringbone Orchestra, an unlikely sextet -- accordion, euphonium, harp, bass clarinet, cello, drums -- playing chamber-rock, New Orleans-style. The pieces circled through three or four chords, with crescendo variations and inner details emerging something like the Penguin Cafe Orchestra. The New Orleans extra was the swing: some tango, some waltz, some oom-pah, making the Minimalism not just arty, but earthy. Also on the bill was the Overnight Lows, a punky hardcore band from Jackson, Miss.

But the crowd was there for Katey Red, a transvestite rapper in a red dress and a blonde wig who was all rhythm and raunch. It was bounce music, the low-budget, lowbrow New Orleans hip-hop that's so sex-obsessed it's almost pure comedy; it also allows New Orleans rappers to vow, "We gon' bounce back."

Katey Red had a few verses about 9/11 and a post-Katrina rap, but mostly bragged about being a gay prostitute; "Put my money on the dresser" is one of the few lines quotable here. Onstage, Katey Red led syncopated crowd chants as a CD played, everyone danced and shouted and there was pure, uproarious New Orleans call-and-response: "Ya ya, ya, ya-ya ya."

And then came Quintron and Miss Pussycat. Their self-named "swamp tech" wanders the last four decades of keyboard-driven rock, from garage-band organ stomps thorough motoric 1970's German rock through the pulsating punk Minimalism of Suicide through electropop, not to mention a little bit of lounge polka. Mr. Quintron cranked up his Hammond organ, pumping out chords and drones, shouting like a rocker who loves old R&B and trading chants with Miss Pussycat in songs like "Swamp Buggy Badass." His Drum Buddy -- which gets its rhythm patterns by using light sensors to pick up rays from holes punched through what looked like rotating coffee cans -- generated whizzing, swoopy sounds along with dance beats.

A woman in a tutu twirled onstage, her arms arched overhead. Miss Pussycat shook some glitter-fringed maracas. And the dance floor at the Spellcaster Lodge did, as one song put it, "the shake and bake."

(continued...)


DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 9:12:02 am PST #5302 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

( continues...) It didn't end there. After the set, Mr. Quintron and other local musicians put on red-and-white marching band uniforms -- emblazoned with a 9 and a cat -- and picked up horns and drums to become the Ninth Ward Marching Band. Although the Ninth Ward has become synonymous with the city's worst devastation, the marching band long predates that notoriety. Quintron started the group soon after he settled in New Orleans; it couldn't exist anywhere else. At 4 a.m. in chilly weather, they were going to parade to the French Quarter playing classic rock songs. Not me -- I needed some sleep before the rest of Mardi Gras.

9th Ward Marching Band


Jon B. - Mar 02, 2007 9:27:45 am PST #5303 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

along with his Drum Buddy, a custom gizmo that sounds like a drum machine crossed with a theremin.

When I was at SXSW a few years ago, he had a table hawking the Drum Buddy. It was very cool, but too expensive ($999.99) for what it was (IMO).

t edit Oh -- here\'s his web page: [link]


Hayden - Mar 02, 2007 9:28:53 am PST #5304 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That Pareles guy does alright for a NYT cult-stud guy. And I'm glad y'all enjoyed the link! I got it from a another online forum and nearly died when they started talking about the online quizzes providing kids with bragging rights.


Jon B. - Mar 02, 2007 9:30:45 am PST #5305 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

nearly died when they started talking about the online quizzes providing kids with bragging rights.

I know! It\'s like, they never heard of Purity Tests?


DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 9:31:45 am PST #5306 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a Quintron and Miss Pussycat CD - it comes with a very cool DVD of her bizarre puppet shows. Genius!

He was also on Chic-A-Go-Go and I've got that on tape.


Hayden - Mar 02, 2007 9:39:53 am PST #5307 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I know! It's like, they never heard of Purity Tests?

In an especially sweet moment, as they were discussing the online quizzes, the questions on the screen were particularly obvious satire, like "Do you write terrible pathetic poetry? Yes/No" obvious. FEMA needs to airlift a sense of irony to North Dakota immediately!


Hayden - Mar 02, 2007 9:41:02 am PST #5308 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Almost forgot to mention: I read your LA write-up last night, Jon. Sounds like a great time! I'm looking forward to your commercial.


tina f. - Mar 02, 2007 9:54:52 am PST #5309 of 10003

Do you write terrible pathetic poetry?

My favorites were "Do you wear sweaters?" and "Do you drink coffee?" with the follow up of "With cream and sugar or black?" I am sure there are extra points if you coffee is as black as your soul. And your jeans.

I read your LA write-up last night, Jon.

I did, too. I was happy to see that the ad people treated you well.

I have a Quintron and Miss Pussycat CD

I saw them open for the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion years ago. I didn't get it then and don't now - they just aren't my thing. It's good they've made a living at it though.


Jon B. - Mar 02, 2007 9:56:30 am PST #5310 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I\'m looking forward to your commercial.

As am I. I barely have any sense as to what it will sound or look like. It\'s all about the editing...

Thanks.