Police procedure has changed since I was little.

Wash ,'The Message'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Feb 28, 2007 10:50:51 am PST #5291 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

My friend John's band the Dexateens playing a song that John wrote 12 years back when we were in a band together. My various bands since have always covered this song and Parks & Wildlife has, in fact, recorded it for an upcoming ep. John, who sings the song, does not appear in this video.

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tommyrot - Mar 01, 2007 7:07:23 am PST #5292 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hall and Oats comic: [link]


Hayden - Mar 01, 2007 7:02:13 pm PST #5293 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Win points by attempting to commit suicide! Take online quizzes for bragging rights! Parents, lock up your whiny, pathetic children!

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Jon B. - Mar 02, 2007 4:38:40 am PST #5294 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Hahahahaha! Great one, Cor. So good, I played it on my show this morning!


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2007 4:58:26 am PST #5295 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So in the eyes of paranoid parents and sensationalistic media, is emo worse than goth?


DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 6:30:45 am PST #5296 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Lacey Crisp? I kind of love the earnest sheriff describing the import of having hair hanging over your eyes.


Jon B. - Mar 02, 2007 6:40:11 am PST #5297 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

My favorite bit is when they describe some Internet quiz as having any import.


DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 6:45:25 am PST #5298 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My favorite bit is when they describe some Internet quiz as having any import.

"You can get points by cutting yourself or wearing black..."


tina f. - Mar 02, 2007 7:48:42 am PST #5299 of 10003

I kind of love the earnest sheriff describing the import of having hair hanging over your eyes.

That's the point where I wasn't sure if this was real or not...

"You can get points by cutting yourself or wearing black..."

Or by crying!

I am listening to Jon's show and just came by to ask him where he found the clip. I should have known...


DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 9:03:37 am PST #5300 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jon Parles of the NYTimes has been reporting from Mardi Gras. I kind of love this bit. It's the New Orleans that I know.

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For me, the giant official Mardi Gras parades tend to blur after a while. Only a few hold on to carnival's satiric bite. Most have bland themes--gee, the circus--as they strive to impress crowds with the elaborate decorations of their floats and the generosity of what's thrown from them.

But New Orleanians aren't about to let other people do their parading for them. While the big krewes mount their spectaculars, Mardi Gras is also defined by countless informal parades thrown by gaggles of friends who name themselves krewes, make their own costumes and set out on spur-of-the-moment parade routes, traffic or no traffic. It's a great city for wordplay: the official Bacchus parade is spoofed by Barkus, featuring dogs, while the historically black Zulu is fondly echoed (and used to be directly followed) by Julu, which was started by the New Orleans Klezmer All-Stars.

I was led by locals to Monday's parade by the bohemian Krew du Poux, who had gone all-out on costumes in a ghoulish mode. A scary clown with a larger-than-life head wielded a giant mallet. Little Bo Peep carried not just her crook but a sheep. Someone with a wagon was rolling around the new dwarf planet Eris, about six feet in diameter and painstakingly textured and painted. Someone else was riding around in an Uncle Sam hat on a cart holding a giant carrion crow and a tombstone for New Orleans, described in the epitaph as dead from neglect. Another crow wheeled around at one point on a unicycle. Of course there was a band, oom-pahing away in a Kurt Weill-Tom Waits style.

The parade ambled along nearly deserted streets, from the Upper Ninth Ward into the Marigny district, until it came to one that was more like an alley. Someone kept a lookout for the police. Out came shopping carts turned into bumper cars, with shock absorbers made from tires; one was painted with the words Bumper Bummer. Volunteers climbed in, other volunteers pushed, and as the band played a relentless drumbeat, a full-scale demolition derby began, ending only when one last cart remained untoppled. The krew's leader called for another round, and another; the contestants shrieked threats at each other; a spectator chanted "Kill! Kill!" A woman fan-danced amid the vehicles. The clown bopped people with his mallet.

There was humor in the competition; there was also anger and unfocused bitterness. New Orleans has always been a haven for arty misfits with a taste for decadence. In post-disaster New Orleans, they also have a taste for catastrophe: in sorrow and in rage, but also for the thrill of it.