And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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Topic!Cindy - Oct 11, 2006 10:55:05 am PDT #3822 of 5730
What is even happening?

Oh. Okay. I'm sorry. Well, that they set something up in advance isn't inconceivable, so that stuff doesn't bother me. It's not like the first girl to be En-slayerized being bound by metal chains. t /my worst personal nit


Amy - Oct 11, 2006 10:56:34 am PDT #3823 of 5730
Because books.

It's not like the first girl to be En-slayerized being bound by metal chains.

Heh.


Theodosia - Oct 11, 2006 11:03:00 am PDT #3824 of 5730
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm prepared to wave my hands that Kendall thought ahead to preparing the paperwork so that Keith was the owner of record. All I ask is that it makes sense that she'd do so.


§ ita § - Oct 11, 2006 11:20:02 am PDT #3825 of 5730
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder why the den mother couldn't get a prescription? I know people in LA who have prescriptions to help with knee pain, migraines, and asthma. You go to this nice little innocuous place and they have charts that tell you what the pot's pedigree is, and you can have it to smoke, to vapourise, in strudels, whatever.


Amy - Oct 11, 2006 11:24:54 am PDT #3826 of 5730
Because books.

in strudels

Hee.

That was my nit. I mean, that was a hell of a lot of pot for one person. But it makes a greater visual impact that one or two lonely little plants, I suppose.


Polter-Cow - Oct 11, 2006 11:26:19 am PDT #3827 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That was my nit. I mean, that was a hell of a lot of pot for one person. But it makes a greater visual impact that one or two lonely little plants, I suppose.

Maybe it was mirrors!


§ ita § - Oct 11, 2006 11:28:25 am PDT #3828 of 5730
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe it was a lie and they were growing it for sorority use. It's too much for one person, but not quite enough to sell, I don't think.

Also--a dog bed? How comfortable can that be? No way that chick fits in it. What's wrong with a cushion and a blankie?


Theodosia - Oct 11, 2006 1:35:30 pm PDT #3829 of 5730
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The den Mom coudl have been part of a medical marijuana cooperative. Or else she was something of a Martha Stewart among pot farmers, and couldn't just confine her creativity to one small plant....


§ ita § - Oct 11, 2006 1:39:55 pm PDT #3830 of 5730
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The den Mom coudl have been part of a medical marijuana cooperative

Why when you can get it legally?


victor infante - Oct 11, 2006 2:37:49 pm PDT #3831 of 5730
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Why when you can get it legally?

Well, you can and you can't. Medical marijuana used to be my beat, and the state of California has a multiple personality disorder about the whole thing. It really depends on where you are -- L.A. County's basically on track, but Orange and San Diego Counties basically don't acknowledge the law and have no problem putting cancer patients in jail.

One guy I covered suffers from adrenal cancer, and nearly died in prison. It can get pretty nasty.