Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!

'War Stories'


Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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Steph L. - Sep 20, 2005 6:03:08 am PDT #377 of 5730
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

They did some AI like sing off where KB singing Fame was put up against Donald Trump singing the theme from Green Acres.

I didn't see it, but I just hurt myself laughing at the very idea. Green Acres?!? The Donald?!?

Ahahahahahaha!!!!


Nearmiss - Sep 20, 2005 6:07:24 am PDT #378 of 5730
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.

I didn't see it, but I just hurt myself laughing at the very idea. Green Acres?!? The Donald?!?

Count your blessings. He may be many things, but a singer...NOT!!!


Vonnie K - Sep 20, 2005 6:12:00 am PDT #379 of 5730
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I thought the Shatner/Frederica von Stade singing the Star Trek theme was gloriously surreal bordering on genius. I laughed until I cried. They were robbed, I tell you, robbed!

I felt bad for KB, who sang her little heart out but got almost dropped on the ass during her acrobatics.


Amy - Sep 20, 2005 6:13:28 am PDT #380 of 5730
Because books.

I thought Gary Dourdain was pretty good, but then I'd watch him hum the phonebook. Or, you know, do other things.


§ ita § - Sep 20, 2005 6:37:23 am PDT #381 of 5730
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, I need Dourdan vidcapping, stat.

KB -- well, the girl's got heart.


Sue - Sep 20, 2005 6:38:40 am PDT #382 of 5730
hip deep in pie

And she has great abs.


§ ita § - Sep 20, 2005 6:51:30 am PDT #383 of 5730
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was wondering about those abs -- she seems to have some definition and padding. Not sure how you manage that.


Sue - Sep 20, 2005 6:54:07 am PDT #384 of 5730
hip deep in pie

Pilates and Pizza?


Topic!Cindy - Sep 20, 2005 7:07:27 am PDT #385 of 5730
What is even happening?

I didn't see it, but I suspect that's what my husband would refer to as fun fat.


Betsy HP - Sep 20, 2005 7:10:49 am PDT #386 of 5730
If I only had a brain...

she seems to have some definition and padding. Not sure how you manage that.

Adolescence, I think. Estrogen running wild gives you fat deposits.