This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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Jon B. - May 12, 2006 11:13:09 am PDT #3197 of 5730
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I might as well say it:

I was thinking it, but I restrained myself.


sumi - May 12, 2006 11:18:58 am PDT #3198 of 5730
Art Crawl!!!

So in this scenario, Kendall Casablancas = R2D2?


Frankenbuddha - May 12, 2006 11:20:59 am PDT #3199 of 5730
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So in this scenario, Kendall Casablancas = R2D2?

And who's dressed up like Princess Leia? Duncan? Clarence Weidman? Cliff?


bon bon - May 12, 2006 11:26:57 am PDT #3200 of 5730
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I was thinking it, but I restrained myself.

Some of us don't have your discretion.


Vonnie K - May 12, 2006 12:53:06 pm PDT #3201 of 5730
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Vonnie, either you are spoiled or you are REALLY good at this.

I wish I could take the credit, but Plei came up with the theory first; I just latched onto it like a limpet. And no, I was not spoiled at all. I kind of feel bad because I blabbed about this extensively on LJ, so some people on my Flist were all, "well, I've heard the theory from Vonnie, so the reveal didn't surprise me much." It was sort of like an inadvertent spoilage.

Marcellus Wallace's soul

I'm missing a link in the reference, I think. It's a Pulp Fiction thing, no?


Polter-Cow - May 12, 2006 12:55:08 pm PDT #3202 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yes. I believe approximately 63% of VM fans made the same connection.


Vonnie K - May 12, 2006 1:11:58 pm PDT #3203 of 5730
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Yeah, the Beaver-as-the-culprit speculation was rampant in VM fandom at large from what I hear.


Polter-Cow - May 12, 2006 1:25:01 pm PDT #3204 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, no, I meant about Marcellus Wallace's soul. But you're right too.


joe boucher - May 12, 2006 1:35:28 pm PDT #3205 of 5730
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

The Great Whatzit (see fourth picture down, next to paragraph starting "So what makes Kiss Me Deadly..."). I prefer the Repo Man variant to the Pulp Fiction, but they all come from Kiss Me Deadly.


Topic!Cindy - May 12, 2006 1:48:00 pm PDT #3206 of 5730
What is even happening?

Well, part of picking Beaver for me, had to do with knowing people (like Rob, and actors and stuff) were saying what a shock it was, and that you'd be surprised who was at fault. It had already looked like Aaron, Woody, Kendall, and the Fitzpatricks were at fault. I couldn't see it being Weevil. I couldn't see it being Logan. I knew something was up with Cassidy.