Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.

'Ariel'


Veronica Mars: Annoy, Tiny Blonde One. Annoy Like the Wind.

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Narrator - May 09, 2006 11:16:11 am PDT #2930 of 5730
The evil is this way?

Fine. I admit it. I am Sparticus crashed the bus. I have always hated the PCHers. And the 09ers. And the bus driver. But the exact location of the explosion was a mistake. I wanted the bomb to explode and take out that quik-stop dude that looks like Kevin Smith. It was revenge for "Dogma." Or possibly, the "DaVinci Code." I disremember.


le nubian - May 09, 2006 11:23:02 am PDT #2931 of 5730
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I too couldn't tolerate the white text on black and the font was too small. I copied and pasted into Word!


Hayden - May 09, 2006 11:38:23 am PDT #2932 of 5730
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

It seems very clear to me that the killer is Veronica herself, suffering from multiple personality disorder. Oh, and Jackie is really a guy and Curly's not dead, but in the shower. In an added twist, Logan isn't crazy; William Shatner really was tearing the metal off of the airplane wing.


Narrator - May 09, 2006 12:03:45 pm PDT #2933 of 5730
The evil is this way?

Keith is the killer. Joss Whedon and his Daddy Issues have possessed Rob Marshall.


Gris - May 09, 2006 12:05:16 pm PDT #2934 of 5730
Hey. New board.

Polly the Parrot is the killer.


Hayden - May 09, 2006 12:29:01 pm PDT #2935 of 5730
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I was going to make a joke about the calls coming from inside the house, but they already sorta did that with Aaron in the backseat of Veronica's car.


Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2006 1:06:50 pm PDT #2936 of 5730
What is even happening?

Joss was in this season. If his character had managed to destroy all the buses (busses? buses? plural of bus) in Neptune, his rental car business would have seen some major growth.

I wonder if Veronica can find out if he's just gotten a profit sharing program.


Polter-Cow - May 09, 2006 1:49:14 pm PDT #2937 of 5730
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Joss Whedon and his Daddy Issues have possessed Rob Marshall.

Thomas. Rob Marshall directed Chicago.

I think Kevin Smith's character crashed the bus.

buses (busses? buses? plural of bus)

Bi.


Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2006 1:52:23 pm PDT #2938 of 5730
What is even happening?

Bum.


Hayden - May 09, 2006 1:56:02 pm PDT #2939 of 5730
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Ba. I mean, ha!