Okay, Jeff Corwin cracks me up. He'll happily just pick up an incredibly venmous snake off the ground and play with it for extended periods, but monkeys freak him out big time and he doesn't like getting near them.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Whoops. I was this close to being out the door to run some errands when I remembered that the cable is supposed to come this morning. That would've been bad.
Napping was my other option, which I guess I can't do now either. So I'm watching the '98 Superbowl and hoping the guy hurries up and gets here.
September 16,2005 | AUSTIN, Texas -- The youngest son of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was arrested early Friday and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest, law enforcement officials said.
This is not the first problem John Ellis Bush, Jr (aka Jebby) has had with the law. In 2000 he and his girlfriend at the time where caught in a mall parking lot having sex, naked from the waist down. Since they were both underage and willing participants no one filed charges.
The other Bush son, George, got in trouble for trespassing and breaking into the house of an ex girlfriend. He broke in,they argued, the police were called, but nothing much happened from it.
He'll happily just pick up an incredibly venmous snake off the ground and play with it for extended periods, but monkeys freak him out big time and he doesn't like getting near them.
Makes sense to me. Snakes are pretty simple -- stay away from the sharp end and you'll be fine. Monkeys? Monkeys are devious little fuckers with 4 arms and prehensile tails.
Jeff Corwin being pecked in the head by a harpy eagle that's almost half as big as he is?
Comedy gold.
Re: the Bush's: Is it just me, or is that a family desperately in need of some new first names to add to the mix?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERKINS AND PHOENIX!!
Monkeys? Monkeys are devious little fuckers with 4 arms and prehensile tails.
Plus? Primate lycanthropy.
Primate lycanthropy
Simianthropy.
The other Bush son, George, got in trouble for trespassing and breaking into the house of an ex girlfriend. He broke in,they argued, the police were called, but nothing much happened from it.
And didn't the daughter get arrested a couple of years ago for forging prescriptions for narcotics?