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River ,'The Message'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Sep 17, 2005 7:50:06 am PDT #8368 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, Jeff Corwin cracks me up. He'll happily just pick up an incredibly venmous snake off the ground and play with it for extended periods, but monkeys freak him out big time and he doesn't like getting near them.


brenda m - Sep 17, 2005 7:53:32 am PDT #8369 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Whoops. I was this close to being out the door to run some errands when I remembered that the cable is supposed to come this morning. That would've been bad.

Napping was my other option, which I guess I can't do now either. So I'm watching the '98 Superbowl and hoping the guy hurries up and gets here.


askye - Sep 17, 2005 8:00:12 am PDT #8370 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

September 16,2005 | AUSTIN, Texas -- The youngest son of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was arrested early Friday and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest, law enforcement officials said.

This is not the first problem John Ellis Bush, Jr (aka Jebby) has had with the law. In 2000 he and his girlfriend at the time where caught in a mall parking lot having sex, naked from the waist down. Since they were both underage and willing participants no one filed charges.

The other Bush son, George, got in trouble for trespassing and breaking into the house of an ex girlfriend. He broke in,they argued, the police were called, but nothing much happened from it.


Jessica - Sep 17, 2005 8:00:48 am PDT #8371 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

He'll happily just pick up an incredibly venmous snake off the ground and play with it for extended periods, but monkeys freak him out big time and he doesn't like getting near them.

Makes sense to me. Snakes are pretty simple -- stay away from the sharp end and you'll be fine. Monkeys? Monkeys are devious little fuckers with 4 arms and prehensile tails.


Sean K - Sep 17, 2005 8:00:51 am PDT #8372 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jeff Corwin being pecked in the head by a harpy eagle that's almost half as big as he is?

Comedy gold.


DebetEsse - Sep 17, 2005 8:01:22 am PDT #8373 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Re: the Bush's: Is it just me, or is that a family desperately in need of some new first names to add to the mix?


Jessica - Sep 17, 2005 8:01:22 am PDT #8374 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERKINS AND PHOENIX!!


Sean K - Sep 17, 2005 8:02:30 am PDT #8375 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Monkeys? Monkeys are devious little fuckers with 4 arms and prehensile tails.

Plus? Primate lycanthropy.


Tom Scola - Sep 17, 2005 8:04:04 am PDT #8376 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Primate lycanthropy

Simianthropy.


brenda m - Sep 17, 2005 8:04:41 am PDT #8377 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The other Bush son, George, got in trouble for trespassing and breaking into the house of an ex girlfriend. He broke in,they argued, the police were called, but nothing much happened from it.

And didn't the daughter get arrested a couple of years ago for forging prescriptions for narcotics?