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askye - Sep 17, 2005 8:00:12 am PDT #8370 of 10002

Thrive to spite them

September 16,2005 | AUSTIN, Texas -- The youngest son of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was arrested early Friday and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest, law enforcement officials said.

This is not the first problem John Ellis Bush, Jr (aka Jebby) has had with the law. In 2000 he and his girlfriend at the time where caught in a mall parking lot having sex, naked from the waist down. Since they were both underage and willing participants no one filed charges.

The other Bush son, George, got in trouble for trespassing and breaking into the house of an ex girlfriend. He broke in,they argued, the police were called, but nothing much happened from it.

Jessica - Sep 17, 2005 8:00:48 am PDT #8371 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

He'll happily just pick up an incredibly venmous snake off the ground and play with it for extended periods, but monkeys freak him out big time and he doesn't like getting near them.

Makes sense to me. Snakes are pretty simple -- stay away from the sharp end and you'll be fine. Monkeys? Monkeys are devious little fuckers with 4 arms and prehensile tails.

Sean K - Sep 17, 2005 8:00:51 am PDT #8372 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jeff Corwin being pecked in the head by a harpy eagle that's almost half as big as he is?

Comedy gold.

DebetEsse - Sep 17, 2005 8:01:22 am PDT #8373 of 10002

Woe to the fucking wicked.

Re: the Bush's: Is it just me, or is that a family desperately in need of some new first names to add to the mix?

Jessica - Sep 17, 2005 8:01:22 am PDT #8374 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERKINS AND PHOENIX!!

Sean K - Sep 17, 2005 8:02:30 am PDT #8375 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Monkeys? Monkeys are devious little fuckers with 4 arms and prehensile tails.

Plus? Primate lycanthropy.

Tom Scola - Sep 17, 2005 8:04:04 am PDT #8376 of 10002

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Primate lycanthropy

Simianthropy.

brenda m - Sep 17, 2005 8:04:41 am PDT #8377 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The other Bush son, George, got in trouble for trespassing and breaking into the house of an ex girlfriend. He broke in,they argued, the police were called, but nothing much happened from it.

And didn't the daughter get arrested a couple of years ago for forging prescriptions for narcotics?

Jessica - Sep 17, 2005 8:05:33 am PDT #8378 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Simianthropy

You can never be too careful.

ION, here are some floating Elvises in an endless pink void

dw - Sep 17, 2005 8:06:50 am PDT #8379 of 10002

Silence means security silence means approval

Re: the Bush's: Is it just me, or is that a family desperately in need of some new first names to add to the mix?

More like new DNA and new brain cells and new AA meetings.

I'm starting to wonder if Ol' Barb is a lush, and she's only drunk at home because that is what ladies of society do.

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