I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Sep 16, 2005 12:30:14 pm PDT #8295 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Also, anyone know where I can look at pics? My neighbor is a hairdresser, so she'll be able to help.


Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 12:30:53 pm PDT #8296 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Like the top layers pulled back/up, but the bottom part down. You can make the top bouffonty or whatever and still have hair by your face.


Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 12:32:01 pm PDT #8297 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is a wedding-fancy version of half-up hair: [link]

When my hair was long, I just always wore the top in a barette.


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:34:44 pm PDT #8298 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pie Eating Contest game: [link]

goal: eat the pie in 15 bites. So far my best is 18.

eta: Ooh - I got 16....


ChiKat - Sep 16, 2005 12:41:22 pm PDT #8299 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

goal: eat the pie in 15 bites. So far my best is 18.

I've got 17 so far, but that's it.


ChiKat - Sep 16, 2005 12:42:29 pm PDT #8300 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, wait! Just got 16, too!


Laura - Sep 16, 2005 12:44:25 pm PDT #8301 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Vice President Dick Cheney will undergo an elective surgery next weekend to treat an aneurism in an artery behind his right knee. [link] Gee, I hope he doesn't suffer great pain or get abandoned in the hospital without medical care.


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:45:35 pm PDT #8302 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A video of He-Man singing that 4 Non-Blonds song: [link]

He's sorta gay in this video.


Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 12:52:12 pm PDT #8303 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's natural selection. Cute saves the kids, insanity makes the parents have more.

NOW YOU TELL ME.

t smacks forehead


Kathy A - Sep 16, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #8304 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ducks are in bed with the French?

Haven't you been following the City Council brouhaha over foie gras, ChiKat? The French are out to kill all ducks, after forcefeeding them to inflame their livers. It's all a big conspiracy, and I think that Charles De Gualle, or maybe Julia Child, is at the heart of it. It's the height thing. I think. Combined with the Frenchy-ness of it all.