It's natural selection. Cute saves the kids, insanity makes the parents have more.
NOW YOU TELL ME.
t smacks forehead
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 12:52:12 pm PDT #8303 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Kathy A - Sep 16, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #8304 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Ducks are in bed with the French?
Haven't you been following the City Council brouhaha over foie gras, ChiKat? The French are out to kill all ducks, after forcefeeding them to inflame their livers. It's all a big conspiracy, and I think that Charles De Gualle, or maybe Julia Child, is at the heart of it. It's the height thing. I think. Combined with the Frenchy-ness of it all.
ChiKat - Sep 16, 2005 1:02:13 pm PDT #8305 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Does this tie into making taxi drivers look like maitre'ds?
Kalshane - Sep 16, 2005 1:23:47 pm PDT #8306 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
My company is apparently taking responsiveness lessons from the Bush administration. The CEO just sent out an e-mail alerting us that the company will be taking employee donations for the Red Cross and other charities and matching them up to $200,000. Which is great and all, but it's over two weeks after the fact and I'd imagine most people (like myself) who were going to donate have already done so.
I just fired off an e-mail to our local HR department, who will be collecting the donations, asking if there's a way for employees who have already donated to have their donations matched. Hopefully there will be a way for them to do it.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 1:32:14 pm PDT #8307 of 10002
What is even happening?
NOW YOU TELL ME.
You would have forgotten, anyhow. Having kids makes you stoopid.
Burrell - Sep 16, 2005 2:05:05 pm PDT #8308 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Allyson, I think you would look great in an updo. I also like the half up, like what Jesse linked to. That was how I wore my hair for my wedding.
brenda m - Sep 16, 2005 2:14:44 pm PDT #8309 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, it's not walking into a wall, but I made a man guffaw in the elevator today when my minion and I were talking about coat season coming up and I said that I had a fall coat I really like but I'm pretty sure I've fatted myself out of it.
The other day a teenager rode his bike over to me so he could yell something at me. Dunno what he said, as I was iPodding at the moment.
An old man almost fell off his bike trying to get a look down my shirt.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 2:25:22 pm PDT #8310 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
An old man almost fell off his bike trying to get a look down my shirt.
That was you?
sarameg - Sep 16, 2005 3:15:50 pm PDT #8311 of 10002
I think I got paid today. I hate not being able to access my paystub.
I'm going on house tours tomorrow. Maybe I'll get my act together tonight and remember to bring enough water this time. Supposed to be hot and muggy again tomorrow.
askye - Sep 16, 2005 3:53:27 pm PDT #8312 of 10002
Thrive to spite them
Is anyone watching Threshold tonight? I can't decide if it will be worth my time.