That's my girl... That's my good girl.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:34:44 pm PDT #8298 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pie Eating Contest game: [link]

goal: eat the pie in 15 bites. So far my best is 18.

eta: Ooh - I got 16....


ChiKat - Sep 16, 2005 12:41:22 pm PDT #8299 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

goal: eat the pie in 15 bites. So far my best is 18.

I've got 17 so far, but that's it.


ChiKat - Sep 16, 2005 12:42:29 pm PDT #8300 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, wait! Just got 16, too!


Laura - Sep 16, 2005 12:44:25 pm PDT #8301 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Vice President Dick Cheney will undergo an elective surgery next weekend to treat an aneurism in an artery behind his right knee. [link] Gee, I hope he doesn't suffer great pain or get abandoned in the hospital without medical care.


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:45:35 pm PDT #8302 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A video of He-Man singing that 4 Non-Blonds song: [link]

He's sorta gay in this video.


Cashmere - Sep 16, 2005 12:52:12 pm PDT #8303 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's natural selection. Cute saves the kids, insanity makes the parents have more.

NOW YOU TELL ME.

t smacks forehead


Kathy A - Sep 16, 2005 12:57:29 pm PDT #8304 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ducks are in bed with the French?

Haven't you been following the City Council brouhaha over foie gras, ChiKat? The French are out to kill all ducks, after forcefeeding them to inflame their livers. It's all a big conspiracy, and I think that Charles De Gualle, or maybe Julia Child, is at the heart of it. It's the height thing. I think. Combined with the Frenchy-ness of it all.


ChiKat - Sep 16, 2005 1:02:13 pm PDT #8305 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Does this tie into making taxi drivers look like maitre'ds?


Kalshane - Sep 16, 2005 1:23:47 pm PDT #8306 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

My company is apparently taking responsiveness lessons from the Bush administration. The CEO just sent out an e-mail alerting us that the company will be taking employee donations for the Red Cross and other charities and matching them up to $200,000. Which is great and all, but it's over two weeks after the fact and I'd imagine most people (like myself) who were going to donate have already done so.

I just fired off an e-mail to our local HR department, who will be collecting the donations, asking if there's a way for employees who have already donated to have their donations matched. Hopefully there will be a way for them to do it.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 1:32:14 pm PDT #8307 of 10002
What is even happening?

NOW YOU TELL ME.

You would have forgotten, anyhow. Having kids makes you stoopid.