It's natural selection. Cute saves the kids, insanity makes the parents have more.

INteresting. I may reconsider the whole thing.

Allyson, do you usually wear your hair half-up, or what? I like half-up in general, but not if it's your every day look.

Ducks are in bed with the French?

If not gay marriage, then what causes homosexual duck necrophilia?

Maybe phone sex and writing bad porn?

I'm trying to decide between a messy sort of updo,

Messy updo! Messy updo!

I get self-conscious about my face looking terribly fat when my hair is pulled away from it, but that may be just a weird issue.

I understand this fear, but I know what you look like, and I think a messy updo would look lovely on you.

I feel all like I'm running for Prom Queen of Darkness.

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Well, you have my vote.

I usually wear my hair down, or tie it in a knot when I need to get down to important business.

What's half-up, Jesse?

Also, anyone know where I can look at pics? My neighbor is a hairdresser, so she'll be able to help.

Like the top layers pulled back/up, but the bottom part down. You can make the top bouffonty or whatever and still have hair by your face.

This is a wedding-fancy version of half-up hair: [link]

When my hair was long, I just always wore the top in a barette.

Pie Eating Contest game: [link]

goal: eat the pie in 15 bites. So far my best is 18.

eta: Ooh - I got 16....

goal: eat the pie in 15 bites. So far my best is 18.

I've got 17 so far, but that's it.