mmmmm..... nummy ice cream, hot fudge and nuts....
Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:16:11 pm PDT #8268 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - Sep 16, 2005 12:16:35 pm PDT #8269 of 10002
I smiled and walked away.
There you go, showing off your manners, not even indulging the fantasies of my little black heart....
Cute is totally a survival tool.
Cass - Sep 16, 2005 12:16:50 pm PDT #8270 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
a skirt made of barking weasels.runs to ebay
Kalshane - Sep 16, 2005 12:17:53 pm PDT #8271 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I just made someone walk into a wall. He was busy gawping over his shoulder at me and veered into a wall instead of walking around the corner. This is not the first time I've done this while working in this particular building.
I have to wonder if you couldn't milk a situation like that for maximum embarassment to the guy. Feign ignorance and ask him "Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?"
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:18:16 pm PDT #8272 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
not a skirt made of barking weasels
Heh.
The other day a teenager rode his bike over to me so he could yell something at me. Dunno what he said, as I was iPodding at the moment.
Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 12:18:51 pm PDT #8273 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jilli, you tell these stories and still, I can not get just how people can be that effing retarded. And I mean that in the true definition of the word. Socially retarded. It's a freaking hoopskirt, not a skirt made of barking weasels.
It does make me want to take people someplace with a large variety of different sorts of people and see if they can function.
Oh, and I'm watching It Takes A Thief right now! Except I should get in the shower.
Atropa - Sep 16, 2005 12:18:52 pm PDT #8274 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
It's a freaking hoopskirt, not a skirt made of barking weasels.
Wow, there's an image.
(And actually, it's not a hoopskirt today, it's calf-length black petticoats w/ a black ruffled skirt, white Victorian-style blouse, and black jacket w/ my Hogwarts crest patch on it. And stripey tights. And a hat. But yes, still. You would think that people wouldn't walk into walls when they see me.)
Cute is totally a survival tool.
Yes, yes it is.
bon bon - Sep 16, 2005 12:19:50 pm PDT #8275 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Thanks, guys!
Today was so ridiculously humid. I just can't muster the energy to deal with moving-- which I do in seven days!
Burrell - Sep 16, 2005 12:20:05 pm PDT #8276 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cute is totally a survival tool.
Yep.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:20:49 pm PDT #8277 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cute is totally a survival tool.
Cute kitties and puppies are more likely to be adopted, so we're breeding them for the cute. Also, people who have pets live longer, so they're breeding us for pet-loving.