It's a freaking hoopskirt, not a skirt made of barking weasels.

Wow, there's an image.

(And actually, it's not a hoopskirt today, it's calf-length black petticoats w/ a black ruffled skirt, white Victorian-style blouse, and black jacket w/ my Hogwarts crest patch on it. And stripey tights. And a hat. But yes, still. You would think that people wouldn't walk into walls when they see me.)

Cute is totally a survival tool.

Yes, yes it is.

Thanks, guys!

Today was so ridiculously humid. I just can't muster the energy to deal with moving-- which I do in seven days!

Cute is totally a survival tool.

Yep.

Cute is totally a survival tool.

Cute kitties and puppies are more likely to be adopted, so we're breeding them for the cute. Also, people who have pets live longer, so they're breeding us for pet-loving.

Did we all know that if we allow gay people to get married, it will lead to duck orgies?

Wait, I take it back. Wouldn't a really intelligent design make offspring that didn't make their parents insane in the first place?

I have to wonder if you couldn't milk a situation like that for maximum embarassment to the guy. Feign ignorance and ask him "Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?"

If it happens again, I will. Of course, I'm still waiting to see one of the up-to-the-minute trendy young women in my office wearing this tank top from Bebe, so I can then exclaim "Oh, what a cute top! So, if you're Gothic Beauty Savvy, how come I haven't seen you at any of the local clubs or events? Did you just move to the area ...?"

Did we all know that if we allow gay people to get married, it will lead to duck orgies?

I thought everyone knew that.

t writes memo to bebe stating that anything with "Gothic Beauty" on it should not come in white

Wait, I take it back. Wouldn't a really intelligent design make offspring that didn't make their parents insane in the first place?

It's natural selection. Cute saves the kids, insanity makes the parents have more.