Did we all know that if we allow gay people to get married, it will lead to duck orgies?
Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.
Tara ,'First Date'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Sep 16, 2005 12:20:50 pm PDT #8278 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 12:21:31 pm PDT #8279 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait, I take it back. Wouldn't a really intelligent design make offspring that didn't make their parents insane in the first place?
Atropa - Sep 16, 2005 12:21:44 pm PDT #8280 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I have to wonder if you couldn't milk a situation like that for maximum embarassment to the guy. Feign ignorance and ask him "Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?"
If it happens again, I will. Of course, I'm still waiting to see one of the up-to-the-minute trendy young women in my office wearing this tank top from Bebe, so I can then exclaim "Oh, what a cute top! So, if you're Gothic Beauty Savvy, how come I haven't seen you at any of the local clubs or events? Did you just move to the area ...?"
Gudanov - Sep 16, 2005 12:22:22 pm PDT #8281 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Did we all know that if we allow gay people to get married, it will lead to duck orgies?
I thought everyone knew that.
Aims - Sep 16, 2005 12:22:38 pm PDT #8282 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t writes memo to bebe stating that anything with "Gothic Beauty" on it should not come in white
Gudanov - Sep 16, 2005 12:23:24 pm PDT #8283 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Wait, I take it back. Wouldn't a really intelligent design make offspring that didn't make their parents insane in the first place?
It's natural selection. Cute saves the kids, insanity makes the parents have more.
Jessica - Sep 16, 2005 12:23:38 pm PDT #8284 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Launch is playing "Birdhouse in Your Soul" for me. This is a good thing.
Did we all know that if we allow gay people to get married, it will lead to duck orgies?
Well yeah, I assumed that's why we wanted it. Today the gays, tomorrow the ducks!
Betsy HP - Sep 16, 2005 12:23:40 pm PDT #8285 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Bring your look in line with the gothic trend--without all of the doom & gloom-
pounds head
Allyson - Sep 16, 2005 12:24:13 pm PDT #8286 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm trying to figure out what to do with my hair for next week. (SO EXCITED TO GET ALL PRETTIED UP!)
It's this purple, the bottom pic down, only a wee bit brighter than that girl's, and my hair is long layers down to about my ass, curly, with short bangs.
I'm trying to decide between a messy sort of updo, or straightening it, or, I dunno. I get self-conscious about my face looking terribly fat when my hair is pulled away from it, but that may be just a weird issue.
I feel all like I'm running for Prom Queen of Darkness.
tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 12:24:15 pm PDT #8287 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If not gay marriage, then what causes homosexual duck necrophilia?