A todger made out of clay?
well, they're usually made out of plastic or rubber these days. Umm, from what I hear.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Sep 16, 2005 9:29:36 am PDT #8192 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Dani - Sep 16, 2005 9:30:00 am PDT #8193 of 10002
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
sorry, sarameg! If it's any consolation, that guy is alive & kicking today. In fact, he didn't even retire after that injury but kept playing for a couple more years.
amych - Sep 16, 2005 9:30:35 am PDT #8194 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
WHY DID I CLICK ON DANI'S LINK.
Same reason I did, probably, which is fuck if I know but I always look for and sometimes even google the grotesque sports accidents.
sarameg - Sep 16, 2005 9:33:04 am PDT #8195 of 10002
No need to apologize. I was warned. I knew what it would be. I knew it would make me go ewewewOW and cringe.
And yet, I clicked anyway.
And I call my employers stupid.....
Cass - Sep 16, 2005 9:37:07 am PDT #8196 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Catching up on old Daily Shows - Brian Williams is officially my new network news boyfriend.Back off. He's mine. Has been ever since he was on TDS last Nov. 30. I still have it saved on the dvr. He is funny and smart and I think I wuv him.
I can't speak highly enough about the contour pillow, or at least, about the relief it has brought me.How did you know I was going to ask you to post that link again? Are you reading my mind again?
I need a new pillow as 1. mine is old and 2. apparently it doesn't have enough of a bump to give me my cervical curve (looking down all day, not helping either) back. I've actually used a rolled up towel under my neck the last two nights and while less comfy, I've felt better.
My brain is just on auto-repeat with todger, todger, todger. I wonder if this is going to stop. Ever.
amych - Sep 16, 2005 9:39:17 am PDT #8197 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I have badger!todger and dreidel!todger going in some sort of weird counterpoint.
Scrappy - Sep 16, 2005 9:39:22 am PDT #8198 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Nora, why CAN'T you cancel, even if your friend is Drama McSceneypants? Is she gonna not be your friend anymore? And what kind of friend is she, if that's true? Isn't part of being friends cutting each other slack? And do you think I have asked enough questions in this post?
Dani - Sep 16, 2005 9:40:31 am PDT #8199 of 10002
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
Hi Dana!
Heh, amych. A friend was nominated for a photo-journalism award for his shot of that weightlifter whose arm snapped in the middle of a lift. I still can't look at the picture. At all.
Not that I meant to get on this train of thought anyways -- it's all JohnSweden's fault.
::wanders off muttering 'todger todger todger'::
Allyson - Sep 16, 2005 9:47:31 am PDT #8200 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think Robin should be in the White House press corps.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 9:48:54 am PDT #8201 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nora, why CAN'T you cancel, even if your friend is Drama McSceneypants? Is she gonna not be your friend anymore? And what kind of friend is she, if that's true? Isn't part of being friends cutting each other slack? And do you think I have asked enough questions in this post?
She has honestly had a really tough time these last couple of weeks and I want to support her. She is Drama McSceneyPants, but what she is going through is, actually, pretty shitty.
I'm just snappy about it 'cause I'm so tired.
I'm... almost... there! I will leave in about an hour. This is the place we're going. I will probably start snoozing while I wait for her.