Nora, why CAN'T you cancel, even if your friend is Drama McSceneypants? Is she gonna not be your friend anymore? And what kind of friend is she, if that's true? Isn't part of being friends cutting each other slack? And do you think I have asked enough questions in this post?
She has honestly had a really tough time these last couple of weeks and I want to support her. She is Drama McSceneyPants, but what she is going through is, actually, pretty shitty.
I'm just snappy about it 'cause I'm so tired.
I'm... almost... there! I will leave in about an hour. This is the place we're going. I will probably start snoozing while I wait for her.
Dani, what part of that hockey player was injured? It looks for all the world like a slashed carotid.
I will probably start snoozing while I wait for her.
Couches and martinis are always a good combination for that.
It looks for all the world like a slashed carotid.
Caption said jugular.
Okay, maybe not the best posts to meara.
She is Drama McSceneyPants, but what she is going through is, actually, pretty shitty.
Don't you hate that? I have a friend who's always going through "drama," but last week she had real drama, and
everyone
rolled their eyes until she explained.
Edited to make clear that I meant pseudo "drama" not some newly-made up word "drame."
I may have meant jugular. YIKES! He's lucky he's alive.
I looked and looked for a description. Apparently I did a piss poor job of looking (and looking).
Pizza farm
(No, not what it sounds like. But still kinda neat.)
It looks for all the world like a slashed carotid.
I figured that was the picture behind that link.
I looked and looked for a description. Apparently I did a piss poor job of looking (and looking).
I didn't click, was that the Clint Malarchuk injury? Really horrible-looking and scary, but apparently not life-threatening, if I remember the reports on the scene at the time. The medical response was top-notch. Of course, if it had happened in some little arena in the backend of beyond, he would have been hosed.
(No, not what it sounds like. But still kinda neat.)
It really is. (Though I wish it really were a true pizza farm.)
Yes. If todger is penis slang, there is no better name.
What, not even "Yakov"?
Also.
There should be a "Jolly Todger" joke somewhere in here, though, under the circumcisions circumstances, probably not so jolly.