And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Sep 16, 2005 9:19:59 am PDT #8182 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hope you feel better, soon.

Thank you! I'm sure I will. I've been going to this masseuse whenever need presents/funds permit, and she has genius hands. Sooooo good!

There's a 90-mph bullet aimed at their groins on every single play.

That's . . . quite an image there.

Baseball suddenly seems much more gripping.


Vortex - Sep 16, 2005 9:22:28 am PDT #8183 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, now I've got that "Badger Badger Badger" thing with "Todger Todger Todger"..

in my mind, it has the same tune as "dreidel dreidel dreidel"


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2005 9:23:14 am PDT #8184 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A todger made out of clay?


Topic!Cindy - Sep 16, 2005 9:24:30 am PDT #8185 of 10002
What is even happening?

With a long gash on it
I play on, anyway


Dani - Sep 16, 2005 9:25:49 am PDT #8186 of 10002
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Um, hi everyone. Remember me? I've been dark (as in black-out) for oh, about the last nine months.

This is what the hockey players said about helmets

The soccer thing reminds me of the arguments for neck-guards in hockey. They're now regulation in a lot of leagues, because of incidents like this one [warning: very gory picture behind that link]. And helmet visors, and all the rest... By the time Dan finishes suiting up he looks like a gladiator rather than a guy just going out on the ice to play a game of shinny.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 16, 2005 9:26:44 am PDT #8187 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Also, people, for crying out loud, if you're falling apart for whatever reason at work on a Friday afternoon, TAKE A HALF SICK DAY!!

I would! Except I have a dinner date after work with a friend who is all about the drama all week long and I can't blow her off.

And now I live too far away to pop in and out of the city.

I totally would though. When she was making noise that she wasn't up to it, I was online immediately checking when the next rain home was. But then she changed her mind.


erikaj - Sep 16, 2005 9:27:51 am PDT #8188 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I kind of admire that guy. That is one dedicated SOB. My mom, who has the Joyce Summers sympathize with everybody thing heard about Rove's kidney stones and said "Wow, those hurt a lot.(pause) Cool."


Jesse - Sep 16, 2005 9:28:18 am PDT #8189 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Take half a sick day and go nap in a lounge somewhere?


sarameg - Sep 16, 2005 9:28:23 am PDT #8190 of 10002

I can't take half days.

My employer is stupid that way.

And WHY DID I CLICK ON DANI'S LINK. I knew what it was going to be , and yet still...


Dana - Sep 16, 2005 9:28:47 am PDT #8191 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have a Tempurpedic contour pillow that you'd have to kill me to get away from me.

Hi, Dani!