GMaps Pedometer.

It really isn't necessary. Hundreds of professional games are played every week and every 5-10 years or so, one story comes along to make everyone go "ook".

This is what the hockey players said about helmets. The hockey players who routinely were missing front teeth and had facial scars and broken noses.

Catchers don't often get rung in the cup (they get it on the knuckles a lot more often, or so it seems to me), but they still wear cups anyway.

I gotta wonder why the ref let him back on the field with blood soaked shorts. FIFA put in rules years ago requiring any player with an open wound to leave the field to have it bandaged before allowing them to return for fear of transmitting blood-borne diseases. Unless the rules only applied to amateurs, but that seems unlikely because the incident that led them to institute the rules occurred in a pro match.

I agree, I suspect he was required to change the shorts before continuing and the reporter was going for drama.

So there'll be $70 that I had planned on paying down the credit card balance a bit more going toward keeping me off of muscle relaxants. 'Cause owie.

I can't speak highly enough about the contour pillow, or at least, about the relief it has brought me. It's not as comfortable (in the hedonistic sense) as a nice fluffy pillow, but I'm sleeping again, and each day, I've woken up feeling better than the day before. Prior to getting the pillow, waking was actually the worst part of the day. I want this thing under my head when they bury me.

Catchers don't often get rung in the cup (they get it on the knuckles a lot more often, or so it seems to me), but they still wear cups anyway.

There's a 90-mph bullet aimed at their groins on every single play. That's a completely different scenario.

The hockey players who routinely were missing front teeth and had facial scars and broken noses.

Helmets did nothing to prevent missing teeth, facial scarring or broken noses and still don't to this day. Players wearing screens or shields are still a minority in the NHL and are usually recovering from injury. Also, fewer professional hockey games are played compared to professional soccer where there are multiple leagues in most countries of the world.

I hope you feel better, soon.

Thank you! I'm sure I will. I've been going to this masseuse whenever need presents/funds permit, and she has genius hands. Sooooo good!

There's a 90-mph bullet aimed at their groins on every single play.

That's . . . quite an image there.

Baseball suddenly seems much more gripping.

Okay, now I've got that "Badger Badger Badger" thing with "Todger Todger Todger"..

in my mind, it has the same tune as "dreidel dreidel dreidel"

A todger made out of clay?

With a long gash on it
I play on, anyway

Um, hi everyone. Remember me? I've been dark (as in black-out) for oh, about the last nine months.

This is what the hockey players said about helmets

The soccer thing reminds me of the arguments for neck-guards in hockey. They're now regulation in a lot of leagues, because of incidents like this one [warning: very gory picture behind that link]. And helmet visors, and all the rest... By the time Dan finishes suiting up he looks like a gladiator rather than a guy just going out on the ice to play a game of shinny.