Also, love that todger-man's name is "Yankow".

Yes. If todger is penis slang, there is no better name.

Fay has referred to "todgers" before, here, IIRC (okay, it might have been Bitches).

Nutty, soccer players don't usually wear cups. The restriction of movement isn't worth the very occasional risk.

Um, that's not tough. That's crazy.

No sir, that's tough. He's a professional athlete. If he can play, he should be out there.

Reminds me of the Welsh soccer fan who cut off his own testicle and then walked to the local pub to show it off. [link]

My employer does not have nap rooms. We do have comfy massage chairs and wireless. Maybe I should take my laptop to a massage chair and work meditate.

Man, I'm trying to think of bathrooms that have couches. Maybe I'll go to the student center- there are always students sacked out in every damn corner. May be a little too early in the semester for the napping to start in earnest though.

I have the worst crick in my neck, and it won't go away, and I have no massage opportunities. I am thinking about going home sick, because it Will Not Go Away and I cannot turn right at present.

Contour pillow: [link]

I have a pinched nerve as a memento from whiplash sustained in a car accident, about 10 years ago. The Bitches recommended this pillow. Scott picked one up for me over the weekend, and I'm finally without my cervical collar (after donning it a week ago, Sunday), today. It's lovely.

Well, if you're going to be unsympathetic, I won't point out that there are NO CUPCAKES for dessert today.

Here are the dessert options: Buttermilk Panna Cotta with Tropical Fruit, Honey Ricotta Cheesecake, Black & White Cookies, Mocha Nut Butter Cookies, Chocolate Pudding (wheat free)

I was in the "quiet room" at school the other day, and a guy started snoring. So, not too early where I am!

It depends on the bidder, I imagine. I'm trying to imagine what I'd say.

Oh yeah, I would be an idiot. But still -- it costs no money, you don't have to be in the same place, it's completely personal and exclusive, and cool!

Also, love that todger-man's name is "Yankow".

Nice bit of cause-effect there, especially now.

In news of me, I really really need the Exec VP to call me now! If he doesn't get back to me on this project in the next fifteen minutes, I won't be able to go to the gym today. Call me!

No sir, that's tough. He's a professional athlete. If he can play, he should be out there.

While I respectfully disagree with you on that one, I can't help but notice that my point about TOTALLY EFFED UP PRIORITIES remains unchallenged.

Also, people, for crying out loud, if you're falling apart for whatever reason at work on a Friday afternoon, TAKE A HALF SICK DAY!!!