Why on earth would a large institution roll out a meticulously designed (if mock-worthy) new "brand" "image" before making sure that all the departments had all the supplies they needed.

I'll do you one better. Why on earth would a large corporation roll out a meticulously designed new website structure, before user-testing it to see where the bugs are?

Answer: institutions tend to lose brain cells as they gain mass.

Why are they all SO LAME?!?

Fucking jokers.

The problem with the old envelopes is they are Manilla, so putting a white label over that is terrible. And the new logo thing is long, not square. Anyway.

I'll do you one better. Why on earth would a large corporation roll out a meticulously designed new website structure, before user-testing it to see where the bugs are?

Because the code was perfect until the users got their hands on it?

Argh. Urge to kill rising! This new ticket tracking software is most moronic, complicated, non-user-friendly, obtuse POS I have ever worked with! The other techs and I are talking about going back to tracking everything on paper because this program is so utterly worthless.

Okay. If I have a headache squeezing my brain so hard that I feel the pain all the way down to my neck, I can go home, right?

Why on earth would a large institution roll out a meticulously designed (if mock-worthy) new "brand" "image" before making sure that all the departments had all the supplies they needed.

typical.

If I have a headache squeezing my brain so hard that I feel the pain all the way down to my neck, I can go home, right?

Yes.

Okay. If I have a headache squeezing my brain so hard that I feel the pain all the way down to my neck, I can go home, right?

YES. I volunteer to leave too. You know, in solidarity.

I hate going home sick. It's so embarassing.

you cannot help being sick. save your valuable embarrassment for things you can actually help - like bad haircuts, clothes, food stains, and the like.

go home, perhaps you will have mail.