I'll do you one better. Why on earth would a large corporation roll out a meticulously designed new website structure, before user-testing it to see where the bugs are?
Because the code was perfect until the users got their hands on it?
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 15, 2005 11:08:39 am PDT #7896 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Kalshane - Sep 15, 2005 11:11:40 am PDT #7897 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Argh. Urge to kill rising! This new ticket tracking software is most moronic, complicated, non-user-friendly, obtuse POS I have ever worked with! The other techs and I are talking about going back to tracking everything on paper because this program is so utterly worthless.
Allyson - Sep 15, 2005 11:16:23 am PDT #7898 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay. If I have a headache squeezing my brain so hard that I feel the pain all the way down to my neck, I can go home, right?
Vortex - Sep 15, 2005 11:17:22 am PDT #7899 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Why on earth would a large institution roll out a meticulously designed (if mock-worthy) new "brand" "image" before making sure that all the departments had all the supplies they needed.
typical.
Susan W. - Sep 15, 2005 11:19:57 am PDT #7900 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
If I have a headache squeezing my brain so hard that I feel the pain all the way down to my neck, I can go home, right?
Yes.
Kate P. - Sep 15, 2005 11:20:06 am PDT #7901 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Okay. If I have a headache squeezing my brain so hard that I feel the pain all the way down to my neck, I can go home, right?
YES. I volunteer to leave too. You know, in solidarity.
Allyson - Sep 15, 2005 11:22:15 am PDT #7902 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I hate going home sick. It's so embarassing.
msbelle - Sep 15, 2005 11:30:27 am PDT #7903 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you cannot help being sick. save your valuable embarrassment for things you can actually help - like bad haircuts, clothes, food stains, and the like.
go home, perhaps you will have mail.
Scrappy - Sep 15, 2005 11:31:53 am PDT #7904 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
What MsBelle said. Totally.
shrift - Sep 15, 2005 11:36:37 am PDT #7905 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I hate going home sick. It's so embarassing.
No. Going home sick because you forgot to bring tampons and the bathroom machine is out -- that's embarrassing.