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Nutty - Sep 15, 2005 9:04:38 am PDT #7859 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Everything is always someone else's fault. Don't you know how the blame game is played??

In cruder news, a crude joke. That is crude. But funny.

Q: What's George Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.

Okay, I think it's funny.

Topic!Cindy - Sep 15, 2005 9:05:52 am PDT #7860 of 10002

What is even happening?

snork

Steph L. - Sep 15, 2005 9:08:32 am PDT #7861 of 10002

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, I think it's funny.

I heard that joke a couple of days ago, and it took me literally a whole day to get it.

Me = DUM.

Aims - Sep 15, 2005 9:09:15 am PDT #7862 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Coffee. Out. My. Nose.

brenda m - Sep 15, 2005 9:11:26 am PDT #7863 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heard that one the other day, and i'm still snorking.

Aims - Sep 15, 2005 9:16:11 am PDT #7864 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Don't youmean snorkling?

Kalshane - Sep 15, 2005 9:34:26 am PDT #7865 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Ack, Dana.

So my two car accidents last year continue to bite me in the ass. My old insurance company sent me notice that they would not renew my policy when it expired. Which is fine, after the hassle I went through to get them to fix my damn car, I didn't want to do business with them anymore anyway. I tried getting insurance through State Farm (whiuch was recommended by several friends and my parents) and they declined me, directing me to some consumer reporting site for the reason. I get to wait 10 business days to find out whatever their reasoning was.

So, out of desperation, I contacted Geico. They're willing to take me on, but for almost $200 more than what my old company was charging. (This is over the doubled-rate they charged me after said accidents.) This just sucks. In the space of a year I went from spending less than $300 every 6 months on insurance to almost $800. Argh.

Jessica - Sep 15, 2005 9:35:43 am PDT #7866 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I heard that joke a couple of days ago, and it took me literally a whole day to get it.

Me too. I kept trying to figure out what "get out of New Orleans" was a euphemism for.

Aims - Sep 15, 2005 9:36:57 am PDT #7867 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Kalshane, try Progessive. Joe has a couple tickets and they are awesome.

Steph L. - Sep 15, 2005 9:39:13 am PDT #7868 of 10002

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I heard that joke a couple of days ago, and it took me literally a whole day to get it.

Me too. I kept trying to figure out what "get out of New Orleans" was a euphemism for.

I just assumed the joke was meant to poke fun at how Bush just doesn't pay attention to anything, and so when he was asked about Roe v. Wade, he blathered on about a totally different topic.

Duhhhh. Some days I wonder how I've managed to not chop my own head off.

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