Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


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Emily - Sep 13, 2005 4:32:34 am PDT #6978 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Phone solicitations for protection plans on a credit card you already have are that much harder to refuse when you can't tell what they're saying.

I dislike sounding like a cranky bitch. I know that's exactly what they're counting on, but I still dislike it. Also, no, "I don't agree to things like this over the phone" is not satisfied by "You'll have thirty days to cancel." It's 9:30 in the morning! Could you just let it go at two "no"s? Let the third slide?


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:35:36 am PDT #6979 of 10002
What is even happening?

Also, no, "I don't agree to things like this over the phone" is not satisfied by "You'll have thirty days to cancel."

My mother's standard, "I don't respond to telephone solicitations," is followed by her hanging up the phone, immediately. I've tried it, but I get flustered, and can't get out the word solicitations. It all comes out like, "I don't--I respond, not don't not, solicitiaaa. I don't respond to um telephone solicit..." and then I hang up.


Theodosia - Sep 13, 2005 4:37:41 am PDT #6980 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Geez, Emily. I usually just say, slowly and clearly (even while they're speaking) "I do not respond to phone solicitations" and hang up. Or if I'm in the mood, I'll try to throw them off script with questions like, "Do you have to get me to refuse you three times in order to earn your money for this call?" and so on.

I have also grabbed the nearest printed item and started reading it out loud until they hang up. You can have such fun with phone solicitors.


Emily - Sep 13, 2005 4:40:17 am PDT #6981 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I just always feel so bad for them. Like I should be polite. I know that's an irrational response, but I can't shake it!


brenda m - Sep 13, 2005 4:41:37 am PDT #6982 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm a little charmed at the notion of having to refuse three times. Like an incantation, or something. If I still got telemarketing calls, I think the amusement might overtake the irritation.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 13, 2005 4:43:13 am PDT #6983 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Geez, Emily. I usually just say, slowly and clearly (even while they're speaking) "I do not respond to phone solicitations" and hang up. Or if I'm in the mood, I'll try to throw them off script with questions like, "Do you have to get me to refuse you three times in order to earn your money for this call?" and so on.

I am an antisocial crank and rarely pick up the phone. Now that I have caller ID I don't have to subject my friends and family to leaving a message on the machine before I pick up for them though.

I just never answer the phone if I don't recognize the number. I think I need to update my cell phone message explaining this and strongly recommending leaving a message so I can get back to them.


Madrigal Costello - Sep 13, 2005 4:49:30 am PDT #6984 of 10002
It's a remora, dimwit.

I don't want to make life harder for someone who's got a job in telemarketing, I mean, it's not like that's anyone's dream job, unless they're a total passive agressive bottom. I just try to make it clear that it's pointless to try sell me anything, like by saying I could only pay in chickens.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 13, 2005 4:49:56 am PDT #6985 of 10002
What is even happening?

Geez, Emily. I usually just say, slowly and clearly (even while they're speaking) "I do not respond to phone solicitations" and hang up.
Show off.


askye - Sep 13, 2005 5:06:09 am PDT #6986 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

Mom swears my brother and I loved canned beets when we were kids. I have vague memories of looking forward to beets so I guess she's right.

Currently I'm fond of golden beets, baked and then tossed with a bit of vinegarette.


Emily - Sep 13, 2005 5:06:48 am PDT #6987 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I just never answer the phone if I don't recognize the number.

I do this too, but this number had been calling for a solid month. There was clearly no other way to get them to go away.