Considering my cat got me up at 4 a.m., I only wish he'd get into the neighbor's house. My neighbor is a cop. With a gun. And a big dog.
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
They're about the circumfrence of hockey pucks, but thinner. And preserved in something so they have a gooey sort of feel. And they stain the buns magenta. Oh, that's describing the beetroot I get, though it sounds more like a cringeworthy sort of alien menace.
Are they slices of beets, or is this a whole new food?
Oh, yes, slices of beet. And put on hamburgers. Even if you've specified that you want them plain. Evidently some part of the word "hamburger" is taken to mean, "must contain a jiggly slab of vegetable usually only eaten when the other crops fail." I think it's the "er" part.
I suspect they're curdled Marmite.
My mother always cooked beets--just boiled, as one of our veggies. I think they have a lot of iron, or something. Once menarche arrived, it was beets and liver, everywhere I looked, because she was certain I'd be anemic. Then liver went from healthy to deathly and mostly disappeared from the dinner table, but still there were beets. She usually has a jar of pickled beets in the fridge, but she doesn't put them on stuff, thank goodness. There's choice.
During my first pregnancy, I think every time dh and I went to my parents' house for dinner, and we had the beet greens too, or Swiss chard, because they're rich in folic acid. It got a bit old.
DH loves those canned beets. *shudder* He puts them on salads and stuff all the time. It's freakish and weird.
Oh, I love chard!
I love it too, but it was ubiquitous for a while. And really, I ate best (on my own, I mean) during my first pregnancy, because that's back in the day when I thought I could be a perfect mother. Ahahahahaha hahah hahahahahahaaaaa.
Yeah, my mom was big on beets -- canned -- too. I don't think I've eaten one voluntarily in a large number of years.
::waves to Madrigal::
And really, I ate best (on my own, I mean) during my first pregnancy, because that's back in the day when I thought I could be a perfect mother. Ahahahahaha hahah hahahahahahaaaaa.
BWAH! So true. Now I'm on the "Toddler Diet"--which means grabbing a handful of goldfish crackers and swigging apple juice out of O's sippy cup while standing up.
BWAH! So true. Now I'm on the "Toddler Diet"--which means grabbing a handful of goldfish crackers and swigging apple juice out of O's sippy cup while standing up.
*snerk*
I'm on the cookie diet. I forget to eat when I am supposed to, and then have to go some place, and my anxiety is worse if I haven't eaten anything and my blood sugar is kind of low, so I grab some cookies. I wonder if that's why I've gained weight. Nah. Couldn't be. Cookies are so small.