Heh. From The Onion:
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White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters
NEW ORLEANS--Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. "Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.
He's just getting on a deputy to take over operational control of the search-and-rescue and recovery efforts along the Gulf Coast.
Too bad this guy wasn't given control a couple weeks ago. The deputy, that is.
Yay! My proposal has been given to the President of the company!!
what? More than losing their houses and being a hair-breadth from death?
Yikes.
I know it shouldn't be surprising, but -- Rick Santorum wants to penalize people who "chose not to heed the warnings" to evacuate.
Pure evil.
That's double jeopardy, man. They already kept the whole class in detention for a minimum of three days.
enh! forget what I said. The revised list from their website I posted is obsolete already.
Aimee, before you buy anything for the dream center, check their needs page because it changes hourly, it seems.
Gods help me. My computer crashes, the intetnet DIES, lightnight strike the electrical pole, and here I am, four months later, still logged in.
Gotta love cookies.
I am a PBS ho. I was hoping for some nice fictional stuff like Inspector Lynley on Mystery! and I get... the burning of Rome. Destroyed cities, oh boy.
