Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Aug 23, 2005 10:43:34 am PDT #510 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I'm just guessing here, but the fossil record of increasing complexity of organisms as time has passed is somehow not empirical evidence.

His criteria are a little more stringent. Or rather, his definition of "evolution" is whack.

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Calli - Aug 23, 2005 10:43:49 am PDT #511 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I suspect he wants video of something actually evolving

One could get really, "I'll show you mine if . . . " about that. I mean, I'm assuming the guy doesn't have God the Father Almighty, the Holy Spirit, or the ressurected Jesus Christ on DVD.

And no, The Passion does not count.


beth b - Aug 23, 2005 10:44:39 am PDT #512 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy Birthday Kalshane!

and to MonkeyPants!


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 10:44:58 am PDT #513 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Woof, tiggy, that's some house fire.

FWIW, the boyfriend of my college roommate was burned pretty badly our senior year, an electrical burn (he's a plumber), but similarly involving the face and hospitalization. He swole up like crazy at first, including around his eyes, but later the swelling did go down and he came out OK with no vision impairment. (He had only 1st and 2nd burns, and got away with only a couple of scars.)

So, soothing lotions, powerful painkillers, and lots and lots of nice white blood cells to your aunt.

I'm just guessing here, but the fossil record of increasing complexity of organisms as time has passed is somehow not empirical evidence.

Of course not. It's a trick by the devil, who is a very tricky geologist.


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 10:46:45 am PDT #514 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

One could get really, "I'll show you mine if . . . " about that. I mean, I'm assuming the guy doesn't have God the Father Almighty, the Holy Spirit, or the ressurected Jesus Christ on DVD.

Yeah, which is what led BoingBoing to offer $ for proof that Jesus is not the Son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


Connie Neil - Aug 23, 2005 10:54:47 am PDT #515 of 10002
brillig

Spin Lists Rock's 'Incredible' Body Parts

[link]

At No. 2 is the liver of Rolling Stones' Keith Richards, which is so durable, Spitz writes, that "when Richards finally passes, they'll line the exterior of the space shuttle with his liver tissue."

snerk


Jessica - Aug 23, 2005 10:55:12 am PDT #516 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, I'm assuming the guy doesn't have God the Father Almighty, the Holy Spirit, or the ressurected Jesus Christ on DVD.

My department gets requests for footage of the crucifixion on a regular basis. Most of the time, these requests are eventually clarified to mean reenactments. But only most of the time.

(My favorites are the ones that include helpful comments like "black & white film ok." Because, you know, they didn't have color back then.)


Calli - Aug 23, 2005 11:04:02 am PDT #517 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

which is what led BoingBoing to offer $ for proof that Jesus is not the Son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I just wandered over to the original Pastafarian site for the first time in a little while. I didn't know they'd been wiki-ed. And does anyone know anything about a schizm?

My department gets requests for footage of the crucifixion on a regular basis.

Hee!


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2005 11:05:46 am PDT #518 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

(My favorites are the ones that include helpful comments like "black & white film ok." Because, you know, they didn't have color back then.)

Ahahahaha!!!


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 11:07:31 am PDT #519 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And does anyone know anything about a schizm?

From BoingBoing

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.