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Jessica - Aug 23, 2005 10:55:12 am PDT #516 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I mean, I'm assuming the guy doesn't have God the Father Almighty, the Holy Spirit, or the ressurected Jesus Christ on DVD.

My department gets requests for footage of the crucifixion on a regular basis. Most of the time, these requests are eventually clarified to mean reenactments. But only most of the time.

(My favorites are the ones that include helpful comments like "black & white film ok." Because, you know, they didn't have color back then.)

Calli - Aug 23, 2005 11:04:02 am PDT #517 of 10002

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

which is what led BoingBoing to offer $ for proof that Jesus is not the Son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I just wandered over to the original Pastafarian site for the first time in a little while. I didn't know they'd been wiki-ed. And does anyone know anything about a schizm?

My department gets requests for footage of the crucifixion on a regular basis.

Hee!

Steph L. - Aug 23, 2005 11:05:46 am PDT #518 of 10002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

(My favorites are the ones that include helpful comments like "black & white film ok." Because, you know, they didn't have color back then.)

Ahahahaha!!!

tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 11:07:31 am PDT #519 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And does anyone know anything about a schizm?

From BoingBoing

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.

Jesse - Aug 23, 2005 11:08:12 am PDT #520 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, I have some News You Can Use: My aunt's mother (aunt by marriage) was on the local news here last night, because Ticketmaster gave her the wrong price for tickets, and then came back wanting her to pay the rest. The story is here: [link] Fun!

Calli - Aug 23, 2005 11:08:29 am PDT #521 of 10002

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs

Awwww, that's cute. I was hoping for a fettucini heresy, but you can't have everything.

Vortex - Aug 23, 2005 11:10:57 am PDT #522 of 10002

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

From Jesse's article:

The Ticketmaster agreement allows for such errors. It states prices are subject to change.

yes, but not AFTER you make the purchase. that's not her fault. They need to suck up the $600 and reap the PR benefits.

Emily - Aug 23, 2005 11:14:08 am PDT #523 of 10002

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Math and logic in the wrong hands. I'm just... I don't even know what to say about this.

And they let this man teach? At Oxford?

§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 11:15:53 am PDT #524 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those are some axioms, right there.

tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 11:16:40 am PDT #525 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

McSweeney's Klingon Fairy Tales: [link]

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

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