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tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 11:07:31 am PDT #519 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And does anyone know anything about a schizm?

From BoingBoing

A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.

Jesse - Aug 23, 2005 11:08:12 am PDT #520 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, I have some News You Can Use: My aunt's mother (aunt by marriage) was on the local news here last night, because Ticketmaster gave her the wrong price for tickets, and then came back wanting her to pay the rest. The story is here: [link] Fun!

Calli - Aug 23, 2005 11:08:29 am PDT #521 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs

Awwww, that's cute. I was hoping for a fettucini heresy, but you can't have everything.

Vortex - Aug 23, 2005 11:10:57 am PDT #522 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

From Jesse's article:

The Ticketmaster agreement allows for such errors. It states prices are subject to change.

yes, but not AFTER you make the purchase. that's not her fault. They need to suck up the $600 and reap the PR benefits.

Emily - Aug 23, 2005 11:14:08 am PDT #523 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Math and logic in the wrong hands. I'm just... I don't even know what to say about this.

And they let this man teach? At Oxford?

§ ita § - Aug 23, 2005 11:15:53 am PDT #524 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those are some axioms, right there.

tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 11:16:40 am PDT #525 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

McSweeney's Klingon Fairy Tales: [link]

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

Jesse - Aug 23, 2005 11:19:07 am PDT #526 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The probably of God's existence is one in two. That is, God either exists or doesn't.

The probability that God became incarnate, that is embodied in human form, is also one in two.

OMG. I'm even a Christian, and this makes me LAUGH OUT LOUD.

yes, but not AFTER you make the purchase. that's not her fault. They need to suck up the $600 and reap the PR benefits.

Nice, right? They traded her for the cheaper tickets. So big of them.

Jesse - Aug 23, 2005 11:20:08 am PDT #527 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, and FYI, everyone -- it's 50/50 that I will, in fact, be elected Queen Of The World and Ruler Of All. I mean, either I will or I won't, right?

DXMachina - Aug 23, 2005 11:21:07 am PDT #528 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The probably of God's existence is one in two. That is, God either exists or doesn't.

Right off the bat, doesn't this refute his contention that it's 97%.

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