Hi jengod!
I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.
Giles ,'Chosen'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Aug 23, 2005 9:38:48 am PDT #485 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
DavidS - Aug 23, 2005 9:48:28 am PDT #486 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hey jengod! Who you buying a goat for anyway?
shrift - Aug 23, 2005 9:50:48 am PDT #487 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Client: I need these files.
Me: Those files don't exist.
Client: So when can I get them?
Me: As I mentioned in our previous communication, they do not exist.
Client: Hi, I'm just checking on the status of my request?
Me: I'm on some new reality show, right? "When Natural Selection Fails to Intervene!" You, I suspect, should have ended up in the belly of a bear.
Steph L. - Aug 23, 2005 9:53:49 am PDT #488 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hey, I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY today.
I had no idea that Apple had branched into dental care.
iRoot Canal.
Hey, I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY today.
HEY NOW. You need to be enabling my delusions, not being SO MEAN.
P.S. EAT IT!
And you know what? I *can* EAT IT, because I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY.
Lee - Aug 23, 2005 9:55:35 am PDT #489 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Teppy is going to make me cry.
Okay, so maybe the surgery is going to be what makes me cry. I'm going to blame it all on Teppy anyway.
She sucks, you know.
JenP - Aug 23, 2005 9:57:21 am PDT #490 of 10002
I wish you as speedy, and painless a procudure and recovery as possible, Perkins.
Jesse - Aug 23, 2005 9:57:22 am PDT #491 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Poor, poor, Perkins. Good luck and all!
Calli - Aug 23, 2005 9:58:58 am PDT #492 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Client: Hi, I'm just checking on the status of my request?Me: The files are on [this server here].
Client: According to my network, that server doesn't exist.
Me: Kinda like those files.
Kalshane - Aug 23, 2005 10:03:14 am PDT #493 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Happy birthday to Frannie.
Easy root canal/recovery~ma to you Perkins.
Urgh. I seem to have lost an earpiece off my sunglasses. A hunt through my office and the path I took coming into the building this morning has produced nothing.
tommyrot - Aug 23, 2005 10:04:47 am PDT #494 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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