Hey, I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY today.
I had no idea that Apple had branched into dental care.
iRoot Canal.
Hey, I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY today.
HEY NOW. You need to be enabling my delusions, not being SO MEAN.
P.S. EAT IT!
And you know what? I *can* EAT IT, because I'm not the one getting ROOT CANAL SURGERY.
Teppy is going to make me cry.
Okay, so maybe the surgery is going to be what makes me cry. I'm going to blame it all on Teppy anyway.
She sucks, you know.
I wish you as speedy, and painless a procudure and recovery as possible, Perkins.
Poor, poor, Perkins. Good luck and all!
Client: Hi, I'm just checking on the status of my request?
Me: The files are on [this server here].
Client: According to my network, that server doesn't exist.
Me: Kinda like those files.
Happy birthday to Frannie.
Easy root canal/recovery~ma to you Perkins.
Urgh. I seem to have lost an earpiece off my sunglasses. A hunt through my office and the path I took coming into the building this morning has produced nothing.
Slashfood is looking for food bloggers
Ooh baby! Hot curry on noodle action!
Slashfood is looking for a couple of obsessive foodies who want to translate their passion for great eating into great blogging.
Thanks all. I'm off to meet my doom now.
shrift, you know the solution, don't you? Shank them. It's the only way, really.
The art of supermodel retouching
Tons of photos of supermodels - when you mouse over them you see the original, unretouched photo. I knew that photos of models are retouched, but actually seeing how much is changed is kinda' freaky.