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Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 01, 2005 5:12:23 pm PDT #3916 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Right! The "is there anyone else?" discussion, which isn't necessarily the "am I your girlfriend?" discussion, though they can be combined.


billytea - Sep 01, 2005 5:17:48 pm PDT #3917 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Right! The "is there anyone else?" discussion, which isn't necessarily the "am I your girlfriend?" discussion, though they can be combined.

Thank you! You'd think I'd grown an extra head, the way she reacted just because I handed out a formatted agenda.


erikaj - Sep 01, 2005 5:19:18 pm PDT #3918 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Was it laminated? Because that would set off retentiveness concerns.


Maria - Sep 01, 2005 5:19:21 pm PDT #3919 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Tom, everyone else said it better than I ever could. You are eminently dateable, and she just passed up the best thing that could have happened to her.

{{{}}}


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 5:19:54 pm PDT #3920 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Was it laminated? Because that would set off retentiveness concerns.

Also, it's frustrating not to be able to make notes.


§ ita § - Sep 01, 2005 5:21:09 pm PDT #3921 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

it's frustrating not to be able to make notes.

You don't like the ability to erase them and start again?

I prefer a digital version, myself.


billytea - Sep 01, 2005 5:23:43 pm PDT #3922 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Was it laminated? Because that would set off retentiveness concerns.

If it was a pro forma, or titled "Interview with Applicant #4", that would get a raised eyebrow from me.


§ ita § - Sep 01, 2005 5:24:51 pm PDT #3923 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bendy Salma Hayek. GG promo screencaps.

There was another thing, but I forgot it.


Scrappy - Sep 01, 2005 5:25:43 pm PDT #3924 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tom, my Best Friend, the one I went and visited in the Berkshires, is still single at 49. She lives near an old friend and his wife. 20 years ago he pursued her ardently and she turned him down because he had bad breath. As she said to me "He's such a amazingly great guy and {His Wife} saw that and after their second date, said 'you are fabulous except for the breath,' and he changed his toothpaste and instant good breath. I was an idiot for not seeing past the one little thing." Your girl--also an idiot.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 5:29:03 pm PDT #3925 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's so complicated. My lack of understanding the protocol makes me very low maintenance. Sometimes unattractively so, I think.

I cannot kill people with my pinky, but otherwise, ita and I are as one.

(Okay, my hair is longer than hers. But we're both blonde!)