Tom, my Best Friend, the one I went and visited in the Berkshires, is still single at 49. She lives near an old friend and his wife. 20 years ago he pursued her ardently and she turned him down because he had bad breath. As she said to me "He's such a amazingly great guy and {His Wife} saw that and after their second date, said 'you are fabulous except for the breath,' and he changed his toothpaste and instant good breath. I was an idiot for not seeing past the one little thing." Your girl--also an idiot.
I believe that's my hey. Hey!
Xander ,'Storyteller'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Sep 01, 2005 5:25:43 pm PDT #3924 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 5:29:03 pm PDT #3925 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
It's so complicated. My lack of understanding the protocol makes me very low maintenance. Sometimes unattractively so, I think.
I cannot kill people with my pinky, but otherwise, ita and I are as one.
(Okay, my hair is longer than hers. But we're both blonde!)
Kat - Sep 01, 2005 5:34:55 pm PDT #3926 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Salma Hayek has a scary good body. The pose where you can see her legs being stretched? There's a lot of muscle defintion there.
§ ita § - Sep 01, 2005 5:37:33 pm PDT #3927 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I really don't see why a guy needs more attention than some conversation and some sex. Really.
Or that's how I like to dress up my particular issues.
Salma's starring with a cleaned up Colin Farrell in Ask The Dust. He's so wee and pretty when they make him shower.
brenda m - Sep 01, 2005 5:39:40 pm PDT #3928 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
If it's laminated and you've handed her a dry-erase marker, I'm not sure that's the message you want to be sending.
There is a weird thing about calling for women. I know women that get offended if they're not called EVERY day after going out with a guy. But I also know women who, if they get called more than once after a date, they get pissed.
There's nobody on this earth I want to talk to every day, no matter how much I'm into them. Some people are just funny that way.
Trudy Booth - Sep 01, 2005 5:44:42 pm PDT #3929 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
This child was much hoped for and much thought unlikely.
This is SO exciting!
ChiKat - Sep 01, 2005 5:47:48 pm PDT #3930 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Tom, what every one else said. The Buffistas are a wise lot.
Kat - Sep 01, 2005 5:49:17 pm PDT #3931 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Salma's starring with a cleaned up Colin Farrell in Ask The Dust. He's so wee and pretty when they make him shower.
But you still never know where his junk has been so he'd still have to be bathed in bleach before any contact.
§ ita § - Sep 01, 2005 5:51:08 pm PDT #3932 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If there should ever be any threat of fluid exchange between me and Colin Farrell, I will take sensible precautions. In the meanwhile, no need for them to rush and create scratch and sniff internets.
billytea - Sep 01, 2005 5:52:02 pm PDT #3933 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
But you still never know where his junk has been so he'd still have to be bathed in bleach before any contact.
t takes note of Kat's 'Cleanse the Irish' campaign