It's so complicated. My lack of understanding the protocol makes me very low maintenance. Sometimes unattractively so, I think.
I cannot kill people with my pinky, but otherwise, ita and I are as one.
(Okay, my hair is longer than hers. But we're both blonde!)
Salma Hayek has a scary good body. The pose where you can see her legs being stretched? There's a lot of muscle defintion there.
I really don't see why a guy needs more attention than some conversation and some sex. Really.
Or that's how I like to dress up my particular issues.
Salma's starring with a cleaned up Colin Farrell in Ask The Dust. He's so wee and pretty when they make him shower.
If it's laminated and you've handed her a dry-erase marker, I'm not sure that's the message you want to be sending.
There is a weird thing about calling for women. I know women that get offended if they're not called EVERY day after going out with a guy. But I also know women who, if they get called more than once after a date, they get pissed.
There's nobody on this earth I want to talk to every day, no matter how much I'm into them. Some people are just funny that way.
Tom, what every one else said. The Buffistas are a wise lot.
Salma's starring with a cleaned up Colin Farrell in Ask The Dust. He's so wee and pretty when they make him shower.
But you still never know where his junk has been so he'd still have to be bathed in bleach before any contact.
If there should ever be any threat of fluid exchange between me and Colin Farrell, I will take sensible precautions. In the meanwhile, no need for them to rush and create scratch and sniff internets.
But you still never know where his junk has been so he'd still have to be bathed in bleach before any contact.
t takes note of Kat's 'Cleanse the Irish' campaign
In the meanwhile, no need for them to rush and create scratch and sniff internets.
Well, yeah. For so many reasons.
takes note of Kat's 'Cleanse the Irish' campaign
Certainly not all Irish...
t redacted story about my time with an Irish boy with a somewhat mysteriously pronounced name and too much beer in Brussels
Just Colin.