You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2005 2:21:01 pm PDT #2791 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Actually, Palisades Park's pool was salt water (it was advertised as the world's largest salt-water pool), so not directly from the Hudson. No idea where they got the water from, and don't really want to know, because I swam in it once.

They piped it up from the Hudson and salted it as needed (it's already pretty salty -- the river basically runs both ways with the tides).

(I've got two sources, a PBS documentary on Palisades Park and the "Make the Hudson Swimable" folks who are pretty darn cool.)


Maria - Aug 30, 2005 2:21:14 pm PDT #2792 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Please don't say "Like Girls Gone Wild?" in a hushed tone on your work phone. It's creepy.

Is this the same cow-orker who considers his life an open book, and shares it with you on a daily basis?

I, also, have the same gift. The last time I swung a baseball bat I wrenched my back enough to necessitate 6 months of PT.


Atropa - Aug 30, 2005 2:24:03 pm PDT #2793 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

What scares me is that I have seen the hearts of Seattleites, and they are blacker than black. Sure, they act all nice, but they're petty, arrogant, passive-aggressive thugs when pushed.

Huh. You really think so?

Or, y'know, What Plei Said.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 2:26:49 pm PDT #2794 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

See? Another 50 points for Seattle.

Although I probably float better than the less than 1% body fat LA supermodels I see in the Coffee Bean, so if it all floods, I'll be the beauty standard.

Hm.


DavidS - Aug 30, 2005 2:27:32 pm PDT #2795 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I feel confident in my bat handling skills. And I'd like a little more reach than a hammer can afford.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 2:28:26 pm PDT #2796 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

oh, and jilli, i hope we didnt pile on you the other day about the wee goth babes and how you are somehow supposed to rescue us from the less polite baby bats.


Atropa - Aug 30, 2005 2:29:24 pm PDT #2797 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

oh, and jilli, i hope we didnt pile on you the other day about the wee goth babes and how you are somehow supposed to rescue us from the less polite baby bats.

Nope, I did not feel piled-upon. I clapped my hands with glee and took notes.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 30, 2005 2:30:27 pm PDT #2798 of 10002
What is even happening?

See, I want the knife on account of no reach, no aim, sucky large coordination, yet fantastic small coordination. It's my last ditch effort. I know what ita says is true, I think it's my only hope.


Betsy HP - Aug 30, 2005 2:31:04 pm PDT #2799 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

The information on the looting by police was on the Times-Picayune page, but it seems to have scrolled off (or been deleted) by now.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2005 2:32:00 pm PDT #2800 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stab them or cut them, Cindy? As far as I've been told, it's hard to kill someone with a stab to the belly -- it's why hari kiri-ers cut in three directions.

If you have no reach, then don't you want a weapon that gives you reach? Knife is good for no aim, but so is a bat.