We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 2:26:49 pm PDT #2794 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

See? Another 50 points for Seattle.

Although I probably float better than the less than 1% body fat LA supermodels I see in the Coffee Bean, so if it all floods, I'll be the beauty standard.

Hm.


DavidS - Aug 30, 2005 2:27:32 pm PDT #2795 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I feel confident in my bat handling skills. And I'd like a little more reach than a hammer can afford.


Allyson - Aug 30, 2005 2:28:26 pm PDT #2796 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

oh, and jilli, i hope we didnt pile on you the other day about the wee goth babes and how you are somehow supposed to rescue us from the less polite baby bats.


Atropa - Aug 30, 2005 2:29:24 pm PDT #2797 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

oh, and jilli, i hope we didnt pile on you the other day about the wee goth babes and how you are somehow supposed to rescue us from the less polite baby bats.

Nope, I did not feel piled-upon. I clapped my hands with glee and took notes.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 30, 2005 2:30:27 pm PDT #2798 of 10002
What is even happening?

See, I want the knife on account of no reach, no aim, sucky large coordination, yet fantastic small coordination. It's my last ditch effort. I know what ita says is true, I think it's my only hope.


Betsy HP - Aug 30, 2005 2:31:04 pm PDT #2799 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

The information on the looting by police was on the Times-Picayune page, but it seems to have scrolled off (or been deleted) by now.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2005 2:32:00 pm PDT #2800 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stab them or cut them, Cindy? As far as I've been told, it's hard to kill someone with a stab to the belly -- it's why hari kiri-ers cut in three directions.

If you have no reach, then don't you want a weapon that gives you reach? Knife is good for no aim, but so is a bat.


Atropa - Aug 30, 2005 2:32:51 pm PDT #2801 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Allyson already outlined what my survival plan is. In fact, I now want her to live near me so we can combine forces.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 30, 2005 2:33:43 pm PDT #2802 of 10002
What is even happening?

If you have no reach, then don't you want a weapon that gives you reach? Knife is good for no aim, but so is a bat.

I have a bat. I don't have to loot that.


dw - Aug 30, 2005 2:34:22 pm PDT #2803 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Of course, as our culture effectively went plop and died in the mid-90s, it's kind of a pointless response, but old habits die hard when you can still see the ghosts in your mind.

I keep thinking of the WTO riots ("That was because of out-of-towners!") and the girl who jumped off the Ship Canal Bridge ("Seattleites don't yell at people to jump -- that's what New Yorkers do!").

(I'm a touch defensive about this, can you tell?)

Well, you are a native. You were born defensive. Heck, Annabel was born with a defensive look on her face.