Stab them or cut them, Cindy? As far as I've been told, it's hard to kill someone with a stab to the belly -- it's why hari kiri-ers cut in three directions.
If you have no reach, then don't you want a weapon that gives you reach? Knife is good for no aim, but so is a bat.
Allyson already outlined what my survival plan is. In fact, I now want her to live near me so we can combine forces.
If you have no reach, then don't you want a weapon that gives you reach? Knife is good for no aim, but so is a bat.
I have a bat. I don't have to loot that.
Of course, as our culture effectively went plop and died in the mid-90s, it's kind of a pointless response, but old habits die hard when you can still see the ghosts in your mind.
I keep thinking of the WTO riots ("That was because of out-of-towners!") and the girl who jumped off the Ship Canal Bridge ("Seattleites don't yell at people to jump -- that's what New Yorkers do!").
(I'm a touch defensive about this, can you tell?)
Well, you are a native. You were born defensive. Heck, Annabel was born with a defensive look on her face.
Congratulations, Stephanie!
Stop poking the natives, dear.
We'll do fine when the disaster comes, anyway. You're married to a Scotch-Irish Southerner who came of age in Philly. Once my back is to the wall, ain't much
passive
in my aggressive.
(Might as well stereotype myself if we're stereotyping others.)
Crap. The attempts to plug the hole in the 17th St Canal levee has backfired; now the hole is larger and the nearby pump is about to shut down.
The mayor has warned the city to expect even more flooding tonight.
Although I probably float better than the less than 1% body fat LA supermodels I see in the Coffee Bean, so if it all floods, I'll be the beauty standard.
I'm so buoyant, it's ridiculous. My boobs are bigger with this kid than with Owen.
Unrelated note: Please don't say "Like Girls Gone Wild?" in a hushed tone on your work phone. It's creepy.
Was it hushed and awed? Like he was mentioning El Diablo Robotico?
Meanwhile. Falcon outside my window. This is good for taking the mind off stuff. Unfortunately, that includes work. Bad tea.
Was it hushed and awed? Like he was mentioning El Diablo Robotico?
Hushed and
eager.
Like he was mentioning Jasmine during the thrall.