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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2005 12:39:15 pm PDT #2694 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Still, it's bad enough that it is archived on the interbunny. I don't need my failed attempts at race sluttage shown on basic cable.

ftr, I don't need any potentially successful ones shown either. I'm demure that way.

Ah, so THAT'S the way you are demure.

Watching the news. I don't think people 'stealing' groceries should be called looters.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 30, 2005 12:42:20 pm PDT #2695 of 10002
What is even happening?

I agree, Trudy. And at this point, with all that water, and no electricity, the people taking things like groceries are performing a salvage job, more than anything else.


Gudanov - Aug 30, 2005 12:43:11 pm PDT #2696 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Watching the news. I don't think people 'stealing' groceries should be called looters.

Me either. It's not like they can buy food anywhere.


Betsy HP - Aug 30, 2005 12:44:08 pm PDT #2697 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Urge. To. KILL.

2:07 P.M. - (AP) -- A top casino executive is calling on the Mississippi Legislature to enact emergency legislation to keep the state's coast gaming industry alive.

Treasure Bay Casino President and CEO Bernie Burkholder says most of the casino hotels on the coast survived Hurricane Katrina, but several gambling barges suffered extensive damage. He says it could take several years to rebuild.

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dw - Aug 30, 2005 12:44:32 pm PDT #2698 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

I don't think people 'stealing' groceries should be called looters.

In general, yes. But you can't eat jewelry.

More news:

"WWL-TV Reporter quotes officials as saying there may now be 60,000 people in the Superdome and that more people are still being urged to go there."


Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2005 12:46:00 pm PDT #2699 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If there were someone there to pay they likely would. "Hey, lots of food! I'm starving! Ah well, no one at the register... nebbermind"


dw - Aug 30, 2005 12:49:38 pm PDT #2700 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

2:07 P.M. - (AP) -- A top casino executive is calling on the Mississippi Legislature to enact emergency legislation to keep the state's coast gaming industry alive.

Because, after all, if the mob ain't happy, ain't no one happy.

One of the casino barges is sitting above the beach. That is, it floated over the beach and is sitting about 50 feet inland. Another one is sitting on a main road.


bon bon - Aug 30, 2005 12:51:19 pm PDT #2701 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Are there people stealing jewelry? I mean, that's the kind of thing the vendors had time to lock up, given that they do it pretty quickly every night. So far, I'm inclined to give the looters a break-- a lot of that merchandise is a total loss, and can't be sold for awhile.


Jessica - Aug 30, 2005 12:51:43 pm PDT #2702 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

www.howtobakeapotato.com

For people who don't know how. To bake a potato.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2005 12:52:28 pm PDT #2703 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For people who don't know how. To bake a potato.

I can make lasagna from scratch (including the noodles), but somehow baking a potato is still hit and miss for me.

I think I'm easily bored.