Definite knitting needle up the nose territory.
Remind me not to let you near my knitting needles.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Aug 22, 2005 8:11:22 am PDT #154 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 8:12:41 am PDT #155 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Remind me not to let you near my knitting needles.
Oh, no worries. I have one more than I need right now.
Fiona - Aug 22, 2005 8:14:04 am PDT #156 of 10002
Fiona, the bath picture is making me very, very dead.
Hee. It's hilarious, isn't it? She was amazingly calm in there though, probably because it was all warm and womb-like.
Thanks for all the compliments! B. hasn't been a baby for quite a while now, so it's nice to have another one.
Theodosia - Aug 22, 2005 8:14:45 am PDT #157 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Knitting needles won't do it. I suggest snorting Dran-O.
tommyrot - Aug 22, 2005 8:15:43 am PDT #158 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Knitting needles won't do it. I suggest snorting Dran-O.
Some sort of high-powered suction device.
Or a small amount of explosives.
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 8:15:46 am PDT #159 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, no, it feels like I have a knitting needle up my nose already.
You guys are disturbed.
Cashmere - Aug 22, 2005 8:17:34 am PDT #160 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
ita, I've had the mother of all sinus headaches this morning, too. Been hanging around since last night.
Nilly - Aug 22, 2005 8:17:58 am PDT #161 of 10002
Swouncing
so it's nice to have another one.
Oh, Fiona, that's so nice to read.
ita, regardless of the imagery, I hope you won't need it soon and your head will be free. [Edit: and Cashmere, too]
A friend of mine sat on a knitting needle once. Not mine, but ever since then I never let mine out of my sight, unless they're safe in their bag where they can do no harm.
Kat - Aug 22, 2005 8:18:10 am PDT #162 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
No, no, it feels like I have a knitting needle up my nose already.
Nah. I got that... I meant it more as if you are able to make a comparison to knitting needles up the nose, it's possible you've had some experience with knitting needles up the nose...
Gudanov - Aug 22, 2005 8:18:57 am PDT #163 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I suggest snorting Dran-O.
Nah, the Drain-o may be good at first, but it ends up leaving you feeling hollow inside.