Knitting needles won't do it. I suggest snorting Dran-O.
Some sort of high-powered suction device.
Or a small amount of explosives.
Oh, look at the pretties!
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 22, 2005 8:15:43 am PDT #158 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 8:15:46 am PDT #159 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, no, it feels like I have a knitting needle up my nose already.
You guys are disturbed.
Cashmere - Aug 22, 2005 8:17:34 am PDT #160 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
ita, I've had the mother of all sinus headaches this morning, too. Been hanging around since last night.
Nilly - Aug 22, 2005 8:17:58 am PDT #161 of 10002
Swouncing
so it's nice to have another one.
Oh, Fiona, that's so nice to read.
ita, regardless of the imagery, I hope you won't need it soon and your head will be free. [Edit: and Cashmere, too]
A friend of mine sat on a knitting needle once. Not mine, but ever since then I never let mine out of my sight, unless they're safe in their bag where they can do no harm.
Kat - Aug 22, 2005 8:18:10 am PDT #162 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
No, no, it feels like I have a knitting needle up my nose already.
Nah. I got that... I meant it more as if you are able to make a comparison to knitting needles up the nose, it's possible you've had some experience with knitting needles up the nose...
Gudanov - Aug 22, 2005 8:18:57 am PDT #163 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I suggest snorting Dran-O.
Nah, the Drain-o may be good at first, but it ends up leaving you feeling hollow inside.
§ ita § - Aug 22, 2005 8:19:04 am PDT #164 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it's possible you've had some experience with knitting needles up the nose...
Yes, yes it is. But mostly I'm going on what's been reported back to me after I stick knitting needles up other people's noses.
Gudanov - Aug 22, 2005 8:19:51 am PDT #165 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
The pictures of Benno and baby are extra adorable.
msbelle - Aug 22, 2005 8:20:06 am PDT #166 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
lots of police out on 36th St and 5th Ave - blocking off streets. NY1.com is giving me nothing anyone know anything?
Allyson - Aug 22, 2005 8:20:59 am PDT #167 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My mom is reading my book. She said: half way, my socks have been impressed right off my feet
Which I don;t really believe, but love that she is trying.
She wants to meet all my friends when she comes out here this October.
I'm telling her everyone is out of town. Too much worlds colliding.