Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Buffistas Building a Better Board ++

Do you have problems, concerns, or recommendations about the technical side of the Phoenix? Air them here. Compliments also welcome.


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 5:53:22 pm PST #901 of 4673
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Sure, take the word of some Warin dude who is up to his ass in perl and python.

Next, point to a project that actually works, in either lingo.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2006 5:54:34 pm PST #902 of 4673
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

point to a project that actually works, in either lingo.

You need cites of Perl projects that work? Honest?


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 6:03:43 pm PST #903 of 4673
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Yes, honest. I am going on about Wikis, now. PHP is all about the text manipulation, which is what Wikis are all about.

I lurves me some perl ... but I have got nothin' for the extensiblity of perl wikis.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2006 6:09:53 pm PST #904 of 4673
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have no reason to assume that the Perl wikis listed above don't work--do you?


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 6:20:00 pm PST #905 of 4673
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Yes. I have tested each of them under actual usage. TVTropes gets north of 500K hits a day, and it busted all of these.

Put my tit-oriented joucularity aside for a moment. This is a true report.


§ ita § - Feb 26, 2006 6:22:46 pm PST #906 of 4673
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which one did you end up using? I'm sure there are PHP implementations that don't scale either, but I'm merely talking hypotheticals here.


Gus - Feb 26, 2006 6:46:35 pm PST #907 of 4673
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

TVTropes uses PmWiki. I have modified the source extensively. I made a bunch of revisions to the source, to provide additional features. These, unfortunatelly, were related to the file layout of the 1.(whatever) release. Which layout changed radically for the 2.x release.

So, I can't tell you anything about PmWiki 2.x out of personal experience.

There were some performance issues .. leaks and whatnot ... that I patched over. I don't know if these were addressed in later Pm releases. I can tell you that my version of Pm is cranking 500K+ hits, all out of cache, with only a gig of ram hardware.


Liese S. - Feb 28, 2006 8:54:25 am PST #908 of 4673
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Players'

Does the last bit of this quote belong back to Angel?


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2006 8:57:22 am PST #909 of 4673
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does the last bit of this quote belong back to Angel?

Probably. You do know you can, as an admin, edit quotes, right?

eta: Also, I think quote fixes better belong in B'cacy than here, since they're not a technical issue.

Which isn't to read like a reprimand, but I don't know how to get the tone right in text.


Liese S. - Feb 28, 2006 9:44:21 am PST #910 of 4673
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I vacillated. Sorry. And also, yeah, I seem to vaguely remember that. Can't actually work out how, though. I'm sure it's something obvious, so I'll go ahead and exhibit my shame now in advance.