Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Rio - Jul 18, 2005 5:15:13 pm PDT #952 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?

Kat, he was banging the nanny! While the kids were home! SO TACKY AND CLICHE.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 18, 2005 5:15:16 pm PDT #953 of 10002
What is even happening?

Sure. I read all that too. But still, she's an idiot for sending her employer the link to her blog.

Oh, yes. I was just thrilled by my google luck.


amych - Jul 18, 2005 5:16:38 pm PDT #954 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No set of boundaries is tight enough to allow for Tucker Carlson fantasies, be they justified by grad-school wannabe bullshit or not.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 18, 2005 5:17:31 pm PDT #955 of 10002
What is even happening?

Jesse, if you don't have any Benadryl cream, you can take Benadryl, and/or put Cortisone cream on the bites. If you don't have Cortisone, toothpaste takes the itch out sometimes, too.


Kat - Jul 18, 2005 5:17:34 pm PDT #956 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Okay, banging the Nanny. Yes, cliché.

But, Rio, lived with Ewan (and Angelina Jolie's ex husband). Think of the slash possibilities.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2005 5:25:26 pm PDT #957 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jude Law is tacky, I'm afraid. Luckily I don't know him in real life.

Thanks, y'all! And miracle of miracles, I even have two Benadryl tablets. That plus two tylenol flu tablets and some leftover prescription cough medicine are the extent of my medicine collection.


JenP - Jul 18, 2005 5:26:01 pm PDT #958 of 10002

Ow. I don't understand how that woman could read her nanny's blog obsessively, because the white text on black screen is painful. I'm seeing a ghost image of it on our lovely background as I type this. Ow.


Sue - Jul 18, 2005 5:29:29 pm PDT #959 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Ii htought you were going to say that's what you took tonight, Jesse! You would have slept for a week straight!

Does ita know there's swimming going on in Montreal while she's there? [link]


Kat - Jul 18, 2005 5:33:17 pm PDT #960 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

mmm... water polo.

Yesterday there was a guy who looked vaguely like a straight haired, buffed water polo version of Naveen Andrews at the pool. He was doing some playing around and drill like things with a water polo ball.

Sadly, he was not there today.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 5:34:16 pm PDT #961 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Croatian swimmers? Score!

I read a bunch of stuff on Nannygate, and the wife is an ass. The nanny wasn't bright, but the wife is one hell of an ass.